Over the years I have worked with some dumb people, but I think the dumbest
I ever worked with was Frank. Frank wasn't retarded, had actually gotten
through high school! But he was just plumb stupid. He could not follow
directions, and would do things without thinking.
One day he was prepping some food and complained the knife wasn't sharp enough.
So one of the cooks sharpened it for him. Frank looked at the knife,
went "Oh, it's not THAT sharp!" and proceeded to draw it down a rag
he had wrapped around his finger. The result was they had to rush him
to the emergency room for stitches. But what FINALLY made us send Frank
on his way, was that no matter how many times you told him not to, he'd mix
cleaning chemicals together.
I had been downstairs getting stock one morning when I came upstairs in the
elevator and the minute the doors opened I just about suffocated! I
rushed into the kitchen to find everybody staggering around and to see vapor
rising out of Frank's mop bucket. I grabbed his bucket, shoved it into
the elevator, and sent it downstairs, cleared everybody out of the kitchen,
then put the exhaust fans on full, telling everybody to stay out of the kitchen
until I told them to return.
The manager came out and asked me what was wrong. I said "I'm not sure,
but I think Frank mixed ammonia and bleach. The kitchen's full of gas!"
The manager stepped into the kitchen a moment, came back out and said "Wooo!
You're right! Let it clear. Don't let anybody in there until
you think it's safe!"
Sure enough, I was right. Frank had mixed the regular floor cleaning
detergent, about half a bottle of bleach, about half a bottle of ammonia,
and a gallon or so of water! He thought this concoction would REALLY
clean the floors!
I don't know if it would have killed anybody, but it sure as heck made everybody
in the kitchen sick. Everybody was complaining of symptoms for two
or three days.
Not withstanding, that was the last day that Frank worked for us. He
couldn't understand but we had to let him go, as there was no telling what
he would do next.
After that the ammonia was locked in my supply cabinet at all times, and
I was the only one that was allowed to use it, or, I directly supervised whoever
used it.
I will say one thing...the mop bucket Frank had used looked brand new.
The inside shone like new metal! But I don't think I'd recommend anyone
cleaning them that way!