An Open Letter From Joshua Chamberlain
General And Governor Of Maine
To The People Of Maine And The World

01-07-02 AJ

Most Sincere Greetings!

    I am coming to you today on behalf of Caylee Anthony, one of God's dearest little treasures who has become the hope of the world, as she serves God The Father and his candidate for President Of The United States, Speaker Gerald Polley, who I am proud to say was born in Lewiston, Maine, God's country.  
    Caylee has the great desire to become Speaker Polley's flesh and blood child.  There are many problems with this project, the first of which being the good Speaker has had a vasectomy and needs to have it reversed so he can find out if he has any viable sperm.  It would be an utter tragedy to the world if he does not.  But we need a good fertility doctor to assist in this project.  
    I have come especially to speak to some newspapers in Maine, the first being The Ellsworth American, who has been aware of Speaker Polley's efforts for some time, but for some reason I don't understand, have been hesitant to support him.  I make a special request of them.  Caylee has written a little children's story which she asked you to publish.  Now I ask you again to publish that story and receive the reward that she offers, to have half of what is made put into a trust fund to pay your property taxes and other taxes as long as your organization is publishing.  I think this is a most generous offer!   I would want you to insist that the other half of the proceeds from this production go into a trust fund whose purpose would be to fulfill Caylee's dream, to provide the funds for the procedures that would be necessary to give her a living form.  As The Speaker must use funds for the purpose that they were given for, he would have to make efforts to put this project in the works, no matter what else is going on.  We do not believe fulfilling Caylee's dream would in any way hurt his bid for the presidency.  If anything showing his power to help those in distress would be beneficial to him.
    After publishing Caylee's book, I would like you to publish another one of The Speaker's works, there's plenty for you to choose from, and have half the proceeds go to set up a trust fund to pay the salary of the city manager and the rest to support Speaker Polley's campaign.  
    The Speaker wishes to base his campaign on doing good deeds, to show the people what he can do, and I'd like you to assist in that effort.  God will bless you if you do.  You are in a position of incredible power from which you can influence the world.  I would appreciate it very much if while waiting for the proceeds to come in from these efforts, you would, of your free will, offer some advertising space for The Speaker, simple ads such as "Speaker Gerald Polley For President, 2,012!  Let's fix this mess!"  You have the capability, you have the power.  All you have to do is use it. You can fulfill a treasured child's dream, you can help save her forever.  You can give her eternal life!  The mere fact of doing that should be enough to make you fulfill God's wishes.  The rewards you will receive would be nothing in comparison to the joy of knowing that you have given this treasure eternal life, overcome the Darkness that would've devoured her.  
   Now, I'd like to speak to The Bangor Daily.  I'd like you, too, to publish one of The Speaker's stories, or one of his non fiction books, perhaps the English rights to "The Book Of The Nazarene."  I would like half the proceeds of this book to go to a fund to pay your property taxes.  I'd like the other half to go to a fund to pay the mayor of Bangor's salary, a gift to the people of Bangor, forever, again, to show the things that Speaker Polley is capable of, what people can do if they work together.  The more good deeds we can find, the more good we can do, the more the people will know he should be President and that he should be assisted in accomplishing the wonderful things that he wants to accomplish.  
    Lastly, today, I'd like to speak to the governor.  There's a coventure that The Speaker has been suggesting.  He would like the governor to produce mugs that say on one side "Speaker Gerald Polley For President, 2,012!" and on the other side put "Endorsed By The Governor Of Maine" and have the governor's signature on them. We would like to sell these mugs and have half the profits go to setting up a trust fund to pay the governor's salary, and the other half to go to the trust fund to pay for a special project The Speaker has envisioned. To help the federal budget he wants each state to be allowed to put a message on the back of one dollar bills that would be distributed first in their state, paying for half the production of the currency.   I would like Maine's project to be a picture of my soldiers' stand at Gettysburg, above the picture the word Maine, and below it the slogan "Where Heroes Are Born."  These are the two purposes I would like to have the proceeds from these mugs be dedicated to.  I would like the people of Maine to lead the way, to call upon the rest of the nation, to make their native son President, to replace an illegal president who was not even born in The United States and is committing the murder of women and children in Libya, and is trying to force his sodomy on the world.  I ask the people of Maine to stand against him by putting forth a man who would rule justly and honorably, and not try to enslave the people by forcing them to  do things against their will.   
    Maine has an opportunity that falls upon very few. I cannot tell you how sad I am that Olympia Snowe has failed us, that she has turned to lesbianism and forsaken God.  I desire so much that she return to us, join The Speaker, be his campaign chairman in Maine, regain her place, and take her people to the stars.  I would joyously serve as her Apostle, gathering around me those who would serve and follow her into the heavens.  It is not too late to say "I made a mistake. I thought I was doing good, I didn't realize how terribly wrong I was.  I ask to return to God and have the glorification that He offers me, to, in a thousand years accept power and glory equal to His own, and take my people to the stars."  It's not too late!  Having to sacrifice a little pride is well worth the reward that will be given.  There are still those who are weeping because you will not go with them.  Only you can stop their tears.  

A Servant Of Him
That Dwells In
The Holiest Of All
Now, And, Forever

   You can contact Speaker Gerald Polley at P.O. Box 392, Ellsworth, ME 04605, (207) 812-1621 and spiritist@yahoo.com