An Open Letter From Speaker Gerald Polley
God's Candidate For The Presidency Of The United States In 2,012
To The World
21-07-02 AJ


    Old noah is really getting obnoxious!  He says from now on he's going to be calling me Billowing Thunder C***!  Well you can tell he's a fag.  He uses the wrong gender.  The fool actually thinks he's debating with me!  What a laugh!  I keep telling him he's in serious need of help, but of course the insane can't understand that.  
    Speaking of the insane, I mentioned the Hispanic deputy yesterday that used to give me trouble in prison, and people ask "What kind of trouble? How did you deal with him?"  Well, let me tell you about one of the best known and most notorious incidences.  I was working in the library one day when the clerk came up and said the deputy wanted to see me in his office immediately.  I sighed and said "What does that idiot want now?"  I followed him down, knocked on the deputy's door, going in.  He immediately looked up saying "I'm notifying you that you're moving up to the dorm.  If you want to be eligible for parole you've got to show that you can live in a community and not in isolation.  The dorm will be the perfect opportunity for you." "No way!" I answered, "I'll go to solitary before I'll go up to the dorm!  I know what you and your boyfriends do up there every afternoon, and I'm not going to be a part of it. So get the idea right out of your head!" "You have to accept the realities of prison life!" the deputy screamed.  "You have to take part in the social activities of the community to show that you are fit to rejoin all of society!  If you won't, I guarantee you, you'll never get parole!  You'll serve your entire sentence. You don't talk back to me!"  
    I put my hands on the desk and leaned right down into his face.  "You little p*** sucking s**t f***er!" I snapped, "You listen and you listen good!  'Cause I'm only going to say this once, s**t brain!  You or any of your animals ever touch me, even touch me, and when I get out I will come back and I will kill you!  There will not be enough police officers in the world to protect you.  I won't just kill you, I'll kill you slowly and painfully.  Before it's over you will be begging for death!  Don't push me, you little s**t f***er!  You're way outclassed.  Don't ever mess with me again!  You threaten to deny me parole again trying to get me to have sex with you and I may not wait to get out!"  
    "You don't threaten me!" the deputy muttered, "You don't threaten me, I'm a deputy!"  "I'm not threatening you," I answered, "I'm merely stating a fact of what's going to happen to you if you ever touch me, if you ever even look at me in that way.  Do you understand me, p**s breath?"  "Get out!" the deputy screamed, "Get out!  You're going to solitary!  Get out!"  I laughed, went to the door and flung it open, nearly running into the chief guard who was standing outside the door. "Excuse me!" I remarked.  "Certainly!" the guard snapped, and stepped aside, followed me out the door, going into the door that led to the administrations office and the warden's office.  I had barely sat back down at my desk and looked out the window when I saw the deputy heading for the office door.  I continued to work expecting that the guards were going to come up and escort me to solitary.  But the deputy returned to his office and a few minutes later the clerk came up carrying a big bundle of my mail, all grins.  
    "The warden told him off!" he giggled, "Told him he was not to mess with you!  You were just too much trouble.  That the best lawyer in the state was already getting summonses issued that he not interfere with your mail was bad enough!  We weren't going to have any bloodshed.  You do not reside in the dorm! And there was to be no retaliation about your little warning."  I reached up, took the mail, and said "Thanks!"  The clerk looked around, bent down, and whispered, "He s**t himself, you know!"  "I know," I answered, "I smelled it."  We both grinned and the clerk took off. A couple of months later the little twerp did make it so I had to go out to the farm for a few months, but as soon as I got there the guards had my bunk put right by their office and I never had a bit of trouble!  I did tell one guy off on the porch but that was nothing serious.  However, you can see this poor little soul was simply outclassed.  His threats and intimidations simply didn't work on me. I could've cared less!  If I had had to serve my entire term in solitary it wouldn't have bothered me.  Notwithstanding, I was somewhat of a hero among many of the inmates, however, I was just bein' me!  
    Oh, about that lawyer!  Only met him one time, never even got to thank him for his efforts!  I was sitting in the visitor's room, explaining to my mother why my mail wasn't going through, he overheard me, and said "They can't do that!  That's totally illegal!"  and began to take action.  I don't even remember the guy's name now, but I'll always be grateful to him. The Lords have always seemed to send somebody when I needed them.  Wish They would now!  But there's nothing more I enjoy than going one on one with crap!  I never retreat, I take 'em head on!  As the clerk was leaving he asked "Would you really have done it?" "No question of it!" I answered.  "I would've had to, or I would have died trying.  There would've been no question of it. It would've been him or me!"  "Ohh!" the clerk moaned,
    But you can see how I got along in prison.  Nobody wanted to mess with me that had any common sense!  As I say, the insane, you can't do anything about. They're always going to mess with you. But if you're reasonable with the other people, and they know if they don't bother you you won't bother them you have very little trouble!  I simply can't stand filth!  
   Oh, by the way, I got parole early the first time I went before the board for exceptionally good behavior and cooperation.  Somebody lied a lot!  

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