An Open Letter From Gadhafi
Ruler Of Paradise In The Kingdom Of God
To John Boehner
Leader Of The American House Of Representatives
24-10-02 AJ
Most Sincere And Profound Greetings To Another Of God's Greatest Servants!
I speak to you today because with my elevation to
the position of The Protector Of Paradise I am confronted with many
difficult problems. There is one in particular I could use your
aid on because I would have to have the cooperation of the American
government. The relatives of the leaders of The Taliban have come
to me and said "Ruler Of Paradise, He Whose Word Is The Same As
Muhammed's, by ancient Law it is said that you must give an opportunity
to those who have lost Paradise to regain it. With the current
powers of The Voice Of The Prophet he has restored many who have been
lost. We beseech you to put forth some process by which those of
our blood who have offended God may redeem themselves and enter into
Paradise. We mean no offense, but under the Law that governs
Heaven we may ask for such a proposal. And we do so in all
respect."
I answered "What you have said is so!
According to the Laws Of Old you can make such a request, and I must
lay down conditions by which those who have offended God may regain
their honor. So be it! I will speak to the righteous leader
of The Americans, tell him what is needed, and ask his assistance in
fulfilling it. Go, so I may consider what I would say!"
So, here we are! Now I must tell you what I
propose and see if in the ways of God, Wondrous And Merciful, we can
bring it about, though it will be difficult.
First of all, the leader of The Taliban will have to
surrender to God's servant, Speaker Gerald Polley, and put his body and
his soul in his charge. He must bring with him all of his family,
all of his sons and daughters, all of their children. For they
must take part in what is done so that he may have eternal
life. Unfortunately sometimes a father puts his sin on his
children, and those sins cannot be erased without his children sharing
in his punishment. I am sure this one's children understands that
truth. When the leader of The Taliban surrenders he will bring
all of his family's wealth with him, which he will put in the charge of
Speaker Gerald Polley, The Voice Of The Prophets, who will use it only
for the welfare of the leader's family, though he has many financial
needs himself, none of the money that belongs to the Taliban leader
will be used for any purpose other than to take care of his
family. This is necessary to show that these individuals put
their full trust in the servant of God. Any money that they have
in financial institutions overseas should be transferred immediately to
the good Speaker, again, to show their trust in the servant of
God. Also, any rewards offered by the American government
or, any other government for the arrest of the Taliban leader shall go
to the good Speaker. As the leader of the Taliban should be shown
the respect of being taken into custody by an officer of rank, God
feels it is appropriate that the good Speaker be given temporary rank,
honorary, in the American military appropriate for the occasion, say, a
four star general with The Marine Corps. This is a small note but
a matter of honor to an Islamic soldier that we think would be
appropriate.
The Taliban leader and his family would be
transported to the American facility at Guantanamo Bay. There the
leader and his sons would be allowed to be questioned by the American
authorities for one month. They should fully cooperate with those
authorities. Then, at the end of thirty days, the leader's sons should
voluntarily accept castration. So it will be as if they
died. The Taliban leader will then be executed by lethal
injection administered by his wife, but The Voice Of The Prophets,
Speaker Gerald Polley, would be present and see to it that he enters
into Paradise.
Then, the Taliban leader's sons would be sent into
permanent exile in The United States. Speaker Polley would
purchase land for them in The United States, they would take their
families there, and live in peace with their neighbors, causing no
trouble. Their children, though they will have an allowance for
the rest of their lives, should voluntarily join the American military
and do a tour of duty, showing that they are worthy to be full American
citizens.
This is my proposal to the leader of The
Taliban. I ask that you somehow make sure that the proposal
reaches him. But if this is done, not only will it restore his
eternal life, and give him Paradise, it will restore the eternal life
of the rest of his family, and give others of The Taliban an
opportunity to come forward and win eternity themselves. It will
take courage and trust. But God is a loving, caring God and would
like to welcome these individuals back to His bosom, be able to hold
them to him and say "My son, you went astray. For a time you may
suffer a little, but you have been restored to me. You will dwell
with me, and your children will go to the stars. My joy is beyond
measure.
These are the words that Allah, God The Father, The
Creator Of Heaven And Earth, wishes to say to His children that have
been lost to Him. The leader of The Taliban would make this possible if
he fulfills God's wishes. Of course also, The Voice Of The
Prophets will set aside some funds from the leader of The Taliban's
estate to pay for these operations, making a monthly payment until they
are paid for. God does not want this to be at the expense of the
American people, and I agree. We would need the cooperation of
Pakistan, and, Afghanistan to perform this mission, to save this soul
and through him save others. I would appreciate it very much, as
I have said, that if you would help us make this offer known to The
Taliban, and seek the agreement of your government to approve the
mission. Every soul that we can save, every light that does not
go out, gives us more of a chance that the Darkness will not devour the
human race, that we will not be swallowed up into eternal night.
If we all work together we can succeed.
A Servant Of Him
That Dwells In
The Holiest Of All
Now, And, Forever
You can contact Speaker Gerald Polley at P.O. Box 392, Ellsworth, ME 04605, (207) 812-1621 and spiritist@yahoo.com