An Open Letter From Speaker Gerald Polley
God's Candidate For The Presidency Of The United States In 2,012
To The World

03-09-02 AJ 

    We are often asked if we know the origin of certain insults, like colored people calling white people "crackers".  Well there's several stories as to where this term came from. Some say it came from the overseers making colored people work harder by cracking a whip, hence the term cracker. But most people of color that I've known laugh at this definition.  They say they had a totally different name for the people with the whips.  They say the term "cracker" originated when the rich white men would sit around the cracker barrel in the general store eating crackers and drinking whiskey while the colored people worked.  Hence, the term "crackers."  I guess it's all a matter of choice, different people have different ideas of where things came from. 
    I held a door one day for a colored lady and her two adorable daughters.  The oldest daughter looked up at me and said "Honkey!"  Her mother was absolutely petrified, and apologized.  I asked her where that name came from, and she said it was very disrespectful because it came from the time when drunken whites would drive around through colored neighborhoods all night honking their horns and keeping people awake just because the colored people were unable to do anything about it.  So anyone that irritated colored people was a honkey.  I thought that was a pretty good explanation and coming from someone that ought to know what she was talking about.  Having lived in Mississippi during segregation I find it quite plausible.  Fortunately things are a little bit better nowadays.  But there's still ignorance among both races, and it's just as intolerable for a colored person to be insulting whites because he's not getting his way, than it is for a white person to be insulting blacks. There is no excuse for that kind of behavior.  If you have a legitimate grievance with someone, it's another thing.  But insulting people because they're different, unacceptable, totally unacceptable! 
     Alice remarks,

"GOD,

    " I would like very much for my servant to take part in the next Republican debates.  To do so he would need a sponsor to help get him there, and some young women to serve as temporary courier/protectors so he could function without harming those attending. "
    This line is so funny. You make Gerald sound like Hannibal Lecter is being rolled into a room on the wheelie thing all bound up and with that metal mask over his face.
    LMAO, this paragraph alone would make anyone take a step back and say; "Whoa, no way in hell are we going to allow this Polley guy near us if he is that dangerous.
    I still can't stop laughing. Good one God !"

    Dear one, God finds it very strange that you look upon the current situation so humorously, when we desperately need God's daughters to save the human race.  Each to their own, we guess!  But we really can't see any humor in this situation at all.  The human race is dying.  Unless we can get the support of The Republicans it may well perish.  We wish you wouldn't find it quite so humorous!
    Alice continues,

    "In answer to that person who asked about Elton John getting a piece of a world for his descendents.
Give a piece of a world to Elton John, because now has a descendant to live on it. Elton and David did what  Michael Jackson did through artificial insemination surrogate from that Debbie person)
    Excuse me God and Gerald, now open gays can enter the Kingdom of God ?  They are openly gay now and I am sure their son will be gay too. I like that though that Elton and David has a son."

     Alice, again your sarcasm is questionable. NO, open gays cannot enter The Kingdom Of God now.  Now, the so called experts say a child raised in a homosexual family most likely will be heterosexual.  Being raised by homosexuals doesn't mean they'll be gay.  And if you read the article again you'll note it says if they're not telling anybody they could go anyway.  I assure you, by the time we go to the stars, if the human race survives, there will be very few open homosexuals. Because the minute they declare they are in public, and start teaching it to children they'll be arrested and put in institutions where they will not be able to teach their filth to children.  By the time we go to the stars there will be very few open homosexuals. 
   Speaking of The Republicans, God has sent another letter to John Boehner, explaining a certain weather phenomena.  We still think the Old Man is really cookin' right now!  We're waitin' to see how the weather bureau  says the latest Atlantic hurricane is going to go. 
    Been getting some crazy junk mail lately.  At first I thought one was another Nigerian rip off.  The name on it resembled one I've been getting quite often.  I opened it up and all it said inside was "ASS!" in very big letters. Definitely somebody doesn't like us!  Love it!  Just love it!

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