BIG CITY & WIDE COUNTRY
By; John Kurluk

Country folks out shopping and wife calls her new installed phone number just to check it out.  She tells her husband;
"Dear, I just called the house and got the answering machine.  All is well."
Big City Folks out shopping and wife calls her new phone number just to check it out.  She tells her husband;
"Oh, Dear, I called the house and someone answered our phone.  Said they're having a bite to eat, but would wash up the dishes before they take off with our TV & stereo."

A Cow came to the country fence and said "Moo!"  A Lamb came to the country fence and said "Baa!"  A Chicken came to the country fence and said "Cluck-cluck!"
A Human came to the country fence and said a lot....but none of it made a damn bit of sense!

A City Boy bought a bar of soap, shampoo, hair  conditioner, towel, face cloth, hair dryer, razor, shaving cream, shaving lotion, to shave, clean up and look pretty.  Cost him about $25 to $50.00.
A country Boy went down to the nearest good stream, jumped in, and had a heck of a good time cleaning himself and his clothes...and it didn't cost a cent.

The four legged animals in the Country will bring you OUT...while the two-legged animals in the City will keep you IN.

City Folks need locks for their doors and windows and close them to keep bad people out.
Country Folks do NOT need locks for their door and windows and only close them to keep bad weather out.

In the Country they use guns to hunt wild animals.
In the City they use guns to kill innocent people.

In the City a hundred cars bumper to bumper on a paved city street will cause a traffic jam.  In the Country three cars on the same dirt road is a traffic jam.

In the City trash is thrown on the streets causing jobs for trash collectors.
In the Country food waste is thrown on the land causing Mother Earth to be fertile and grow crops.

In the City poor folks rely on their welfare checks and food stamps.
In the Country poor folks rely on their own two hands and the land.

In the City when  taking a walk on the streets you have to watch out for criminals.
In the Country when taking a walk on a dirt road you have to watch out you don't step on a cow patty.

THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY!

 


We've been informed JonBenet Ramsey's parents are moving from the Boulder area and we were asked if this would, in any way, effect their daughter's situation.  The answer is no.  She'll simply follow them wherever they go. This may help the police- for a while. But she'll be back

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