WELL, THEY CALL HIM
THE CHOMP!
Well, they call him The Chomp!
He's gone completely kerponk!
Don't let him get too near,
He's got a thing for ears.
Wherever he goes,
The people just cry "No!"
They don't want The Chomp,
He's gone completely kerponk!
Well, they call him The Chomp,
he's gone completely kerponk!
He's gone right off the rails,
He's lost all of his sails.
Wherever he goes,
all the ladies cry "NO!"
They don't want The Chomp,
He's gone completely kerponk!
Well, they call him The Chomp!
He's gone completely kerponk!
He's got a thing for ears,
don't let him too near!
They used to call him The Chomp!
Now they call him a tramp!
Because he's The Chomp,
He's got a thing for ears!