August 17, 2,000
It's Official! Heaven For Bush!
Well, the Democrats have chosen. Gore is their man. Lieberman
declared him a man of "vision and values". What values?
Gore supports sodomy, indecency, and criminal activity, all of
which his former leader committed. Sadly even Lieberman, his
chosen running mate, is beginning to succumb to the promise of
political power, and backing away from his faith for political
expediency. Lord Peter has asked me as his only recognized
representative on Earth in this time of crisis to officially
declare, on behalf of The Kingdom Of God, that they put their
full support behind the presidential bid of George Bush. Though
They do not care for Mr. Bush's stand on abortion, and, some
other issues, he is the far lesser of two evils and They will put
all of Their support behind him.
On election day every voice in The Kingdom Of God will be
whispering to the living "Vote Bush! Save your children,
save the world." This is a time all must unite and see that
Bush's lead over Gore grows until Bush wins by an overwhelming
majority.
Somebody asked one of those silly questions that I suppose I have
to answer. They said "Speaker Polley, if you so disagree
with the current candidates for president, why don't YOU run?"
Well, there are many reasons for this, mainly because of our
religious beliefs, my prison record, and, my disastrous military
carreer I would be an unviable candidate. But most of all because
I would always speak the truth, and I would probably be the most
unpopular president in history! I would never allow any
homosexuals or racists in The White House, no matter what
position they hold in government. I would invite the president of
Tiawan to The United States and recognize Tiawan as an
independant nation and promise The United States' protection
against the aggression of its barbaric communist neighbors. I
would condemn the Russians' actions in Chechnya and demand that
they remove their forces immediately. I would suspend all trade
agreements that give other nations an unfair advantage over
American workers. I would speak out against those nations that
use their own citizens as slave labor to inflate the American
economy and give the American people an inflated lifestyle. I
would scrap the current mideast peace treaty gauranteeing that
Israel never have to surrender a single inch of the territory it
now holds to the people who have so long persecuted and murdered
their people. I would use the presidential party not for the rich
and the influential, but for those who have been downtrodden by
The American political and judicial system.
In other words, I would always do what is right, and therefore,
would be the most despised person ever to occupy The White House.
Such a candidate as myself would never be elected, because I
would not feed the public greed as Al Gore and Lieberman are
doing to be elected. Their rallying cry of prosperity at any cost
is destroying the Souls of 75% of The American people, and will
lead to the destruction of mankind. I could never do such things.
I could never sell my soul, therefore I would never be a viable
presidential candidate.
August 18, 2,000
Lord Peter Apologizes To Russians
Democrats upset because Clinton still being investigated for
Monica Lewinsky scandal. our only comment "Good!" If
Clinton thinks that this is ever going to go away he better think
again. We will make sure that the public remembers what he has
done til his dying day, and if possible, expose any other of his
evil.
One of the main reasons Lord Peter doesn't want Gore elected is
that he is positive as soon as Gore is in office he will misuse
the presidential pardon and pardon Clinton to lay the situation
to rest, and end the discourse among the American people. This is
something Lord Peter does not want to happen under any
circumstances. He wants Clinton prosecuted, tried, convicted and
imprisoned to show the world that American justice really works,
even for the politically influential and the rich.
If the American public is tired of hearing about this, tired of
hearing how evil their president is, then impeach him, convict
him, and imprison him and it will come to an end. But until
justice is done it will not.
On another note, while we are working to stop Gore and Hillary
agents of The Kingdom Of God are doing other things in the world.
Lord Peter sends his profound apologies to the families of the
Russian sailors caught in the submarine beneath the ocean. It is
not The Kingdom Of God's way to cause undo suffering. This was to
be a quick and merciful death, the explosion his agent caused was
supposed to destroy the submarine immediately, leaving no
survivors. This long period of unnecessary agony for those who
survived is totally unwarranted and undesired.
Lord Peter certainly hopes the Russians received the radio
message sent moments after the explosion that this was a blow
struck for the women and children of Chechnya who were murdered
by Russian shells and bombs, and that there will be more strikes
on their behalf, that the people of Chechnya will be avenged. For
he does not want these brave men to have died in vain. Lord Peter
hopes that in the future the actions of his agents will not cause
undo suffering as They continue to battle for these downtrodden
people.