April 10, 2,001
A DECREE FROM THE KINGDOM OF GOD IN THE
AFTERLIFE
TO ALL THAT DWELL IN THE MATERIAL EXISTENCE.
Most Profound Greetings!
It has come to my attention that the staff of the newspaper in
the place that is called Fargo, North Dakota, have been
humiliating my servants and friends Demetrius and Alura, known to
the living as Speakers Gerald And Linda Polley. In that
said servants have been trying to post messages from me on what
is called this newspaper's internet bulletin board. That when
they have tried to place these messages they have been insulted
and degraded in every possible manner. That they have been
called liars because they speak the truth. That false
messages in their name have been put on this bulletin board
insulting and degrading them.
That they have justly and sincerely contacted the staff of this
newspaper and requested fair and decent treatment but have been
told "We don't care about you. You don't matter!
This service is free. We will not try to control anybody posting
on it. We believe in free speech. If you do not like what
is said about you here, go someplace else. You're nuisance,
you're pests. Do not phone us or email us any more!"
I understand, furthermore, that when my honored servants tried to
post their grievances on this bulletin board, tell the community
what was being done to them, and plead for justice, their right
to post was revoked, while those that humiliate them and lie
about them are still able to degrade them.
I understand that my servants contacted many of the members of
the staff of this newspaper and begged them for decent treatment,
but were ignored.
I find this situation completely beyond any realm of
acceptability. I find it completely unconscionable!
Therefore, in The Name Of Our Father In Heaven I must take action.
I do hereby decree that all members of the staff of this
newspaper, save one, be removed from The Book Of Life and
banished from The Kingdom of God henceforth and forever, and that
the same be done with any that have posted on the beforementioned
bulletin board and humiliated my servants.
And I will send a warning to all of mankind that any that do such
in the future will also be removed from The Book of Life, for
they are not of God, have never been of God, and will never be of
God.
Remember this....Father Abraham was laughed at, Moses was laughed
at, Muhammed was laughed at, Martin Luther was laughed at, Ghandi
was laughed at. But now each of These is the Leader of a
great nation in The Afterlife, and praised and adored, while
those that laughed at them have been swallowed up by Eternal
Night and are now only the fading memories of Those that once
loved them. Enjoy your Earthly power, enjoy your Earthly
authority, enjoy your humor and your laughter, because it will be
all you will ever have, forever.
I do hereby make this decree on this day, April 10, 2,001 12:08 p.m.,
with the Power And Authority given to me by Our Father,
Here In Heaven.
Yours In His Faithful Service Now And Forever,
Jesus Of Nazareth Called The Christ