July 18, 2,001
Pope Says Jesus False Prophet
This insanity in The Afterlife grows weirder and weirder all
the time! For nearly a century there has been a small group
of Catholics in The Afterlife that refuse to make the
denouncements necessary for them to enter into The Kingdom Of God,
and have lived outside The Kingdom Of God practicing Catholicism
as it is practiced on Earth. But they always have more or
less been loyal to Jesus, backing most of His decrees. That
ended completely, however, yesterday morning when their leader
declared that Jesus was a false prophet, that He was not The
Messiah, and that the Disciples have realized this before Their
deaths and written The Book Of Revelation to lead men away from
Christ's false teachings. (1)
This Pope further claimed that the true Messiah was The Pope that
gathered the Christians and organized The Crusades to free
Jerusalem from the infidels, and claim it for Christianity.
That this Pope ascended directly to God after his death and did
not enter into The Afterlife, thus proving his divinity.
And as he was the direct successor to that Pope, he was by rights,
the true Ruler Of Heaven and claimed that right! (2)
Strangely, the leaders of The Orthodox Church that had not
entered The Kingdom Of God declared their allegiance with this
Pope, and backed him in his claim for The Rulership Of Heaven,
and in short order, so did every other denomination that had
splinter groups outside The Kingdom Of God.
Then, to everyone's utter amazement, millions left The Kingdom Of
God to join this Pope, declaring that they believed what he said
was true, that Jesus was not The Messiah!
Then, millions of former Christians who had taken up residence
with other faiths in The Afterlife after being rejected by The
Kingdom Of God flocked to this false Ruler, also. In a few
short hours this Pope who had had a following of less than 3,000
now had a following of nearly six million!
This Pope further says that Jesus could not be The Messiah for
many reasons. First of all, that He could not fund our work
on Earth. This Pope says if Jesus was the true Messiah, we
would have all we need to do our Work for Him. He also says
that Jesus could not be The Messiah because He will not let
people worship Him, but insists, instead, that they pray to God,
only. The real Messiah, he says, would recognize his deity
and accept the worship of Those that adore Him. (3)
He further argues that Jesus could not be The Messiah because He
became angry and abandoned His Throne, and even, for a time, left
Earth. He says the real Messiah would forgive
unconditionally, and continue to serve His people, no matter what
they do. He also says that Jesus could not be The Messiah
because Mary, His Mother, refuses to let those devoted to her,
worship her. If Jesus was truly The Messiah she would
accept her place as Queen Of Heaven, and rule beside Him. (4)
Worst of all, this Pope says, Jesus has proved He is not The
Messiah because He has made alliances with those outside of His
own Faith, and empowers those who do not follow His Teachings.
(5)
These are the strangest, strangest times! Never, ever, has
anyone in The Afterlife before claimed The Rulership Of Heaven,
tried to usurp Jesus' Place! But perhaps he has done Those
in The Kingdom Of God a favor. It was thought that the
departure of all these Souls would weaken The Kingdom Of God, but
actually the energy flowing into It has increased, considerably!
We guess, because those who were blocking it before, have left.
Of course this is all one gigantic joke. Even with this
many followers this false Messiah has only a tiny portion of The
True Kingdom Of God, and will not be able to influence things
very much, but he'll probably cause just enough trouble to be a
real nuisance, sending confusing messages that will misdirect the
efforts of the living, which is the last thing we need right now.
The Dark One's power isn't dead, to say the least. We might
have him down, and pierced through, but he's still kicking and
slashing, fighting to the bitter end.
(1) All in The Afterlife know that The Book Of Revelation is a fraud, written by priests to encourage converts. That it has nothing to do with Christ's Teachings, whatsoever.
(2) The Pope that is here being referred to actually suffered The Second Death after entering The Spirit Realm because of all the suffering he had caused the innocent. He was far from any kind of Messiah!
(3) Jesus will not let people worship Him, firstly, because He is The Son Of God, and while The Father lives, The Son cannot take His place. And, as God is forever, man must pray to Him and not to Jesus. Secondly, Jesus is The Son Of Man, and no man can be worshipped. Thirdly, Jesus is the perfect sacrifice, The Sacrificial Lamb, and because of this cannot be worshipped. Because one cannot worship The Sacrifice. This shocks many when they first enter The Kingdom Of God, but They soon come to understand that Jesus rules because He is His Father's Steward, empowered by Him. Those who refuse to accept this and insist on praying to Jesus, are forbidden to enter The Kingdom Of God.
(4) Mary refuses to let people worship her because of the Commandment that says "You shall put no other God before The Lord." She says she is God's handmaiden, that she bore His Son, but because of the ancient traditions possesses no part of her Son's inheritance, other than what He gives her, and He only gives her the same inheritance that he gives to all other women. "Therefore", Mary says, "worshipping me is blasphemy, praying to me is blasphemy, and it will not be allowed!"
(5) It is without doubt, that Jesus' forming of The Grand Alliance has saved the world. By having a unified force already in place when The Dark Ones struck Earth in their attempt to subject mankind, Jesus saved the world. His foresight in insisting on this agreement proves the greatness of His Power, as His Wisdom in choosing those who serve Him proves the greatness of His Power. All of this Pope's arguments are so ludicrous that we wonder how any rational Soul can even consider them.