April 23, 2,003
"It Shan't Happen!"

It was thought that the battle cry for the upcoming battle in England would be what John Lennon cried at the end of Jesus' announcement on Sunday, "Victory for Jesus!"  But Queen Victoria has been going around to all the other Kings and Queens asking Them to let her lead the attack.  "Britain will not be used to destroy The Kingdom Of God!"  she announced.  "It will not be used to destroy Israel!  We shan't have it!  I ask you to follow me into battle and defend The Son Of God." King Richard The Lionhearted answered, "My sword shall be beside you, my lady!" Winston Churchill commented "Let us thrash them, madam!"  Everyone else, in one way or another, agreed.
Victoria went to John Lennon and knelt before him, saying, "Oh, Champion Of God, you are the most powerful among us.  It is your right to lead the battle.  But this humble servant of Christ asks that you let her lead her people against Our Savior's enemies."
John lifted her up and answered, "Dearest lady, if it is your wish, surely it will be so!  I will most certainly follow after you and fight beside you.  Let all know that I surrender my leadership to you.  If you wish to lead The Forces Of Britain in this endeavor, by all means, you may."
"Thank you!"  Victoria answered.  "Let the word go out," she announced, "to all of Britain in The Afterlife, and, in the material world that I will lead The Forces Of God in battle against those that try to keep Jesus out of the places of rule in Britain.  I will, with my own hand, beat the foul creatures into submission.  Our battle cry shall be "It shan't happen!" meaning that Britain will not be used to destroy Israel, and with it, mankind.  Let those who oppose God beware!  We are coming!"
It looks like this is shaping up to be quite a spiritual battle.  We wish those in the material world could see what is going on.  We have heard reports that some people around Number 10 Downing Street have heard strange howlings and strange whispers, which make them extremely nervous.  The demons seem to be making their presence known even in the material world.
Queen Victoria has got even more reinforcements!  Muhammed and his grandson, the leader of The Shiites, have approached her, and have offered to put Their Forces at her disposal.  Victoria has gratefully accepted, and offered them a place with her when she begins the assault.  Muhammed and his grandson have agreed.  Muhammed's grandson, I'm not sure of his name. On t.v.they call him Hussein, but he keeps saying his name is Shahan, but anyway, he has asked me to do one of those impossible things again.  Where I am a member of The Spiritist Republic and really neither Christian or Muslim, he wants me to go to Baghdad and judge Hussein's henchmen and all the members of The Baath Party according to Spiritist Law, which is very similar to Islamic Law.  Of course this would be absolutely impossible.  I could not carry on my present duties, and I definitely could not go into a dead zone.  The only way that could happen would be if the people of Iraq accept The Kingdom Of God's Peace Proposal For The Middle East, and establish a government that would promote its implementation.  But still, Muhammed's grandson, whatever his name is, insists I supervise the dispensing of justice in Iraq.  The Leaders in The Afterlife always mean well, but sometimes They ask the simply impossible!

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