June 2, 2,003
Anniversary Gift

Today is our 31st wedding anniversary!  And what a gift The Kingdom Of God has given us!  Hillary Clinton has announced she will not seek the Presidency in 2,004.  This has caused jubilation in The Afterlife.  Now, if she can only be persuaded not to run for reelection and leave The Senate, Jesus will retake His Throne, and The Kingdom Of God will mostly be back to normal.  Everything is in readiness.  Lord Peter's new residence has been finished, beautiful thing, more modernistic than the older Apostle's residence, but still seems to fit right in with everything perfectly.  To have Jesus back on His Throne is one of the greatest desires in The Kingdom Of God, mainly because They want the ceremony making John Lennon's Apostleship complete so he will no longer be Apostle Designate but fully honored. These festivities cannot take place until Jesus is back on His Throne.
Jesus is upset that one of our friends didn't like His answer to her "Here's Jesus!" question but He'll try again this week.  These things happen once and a while!  But Jesus is usually good at fixing them.  Remember, question one is still available for free.  We definitely think it should be shared with as many people as possible.
John Lennon's new song about Ringo Starr is below.  John remembers Ringo as the most stable member of The Beatles.  "Though like the rest of us," he said, "he had some problems."  And John's memory is really fouled up sometimes! We keep telling people what these damned drugs do to you.  We still can't imagine how John functions as well as he does and has accomplished what he has accomplished.  His memories still come and go, and every once and a while he gets a little confused about his lifetime.  But he's not confused about anything that's happened since he died!  I asked him the other day "Why do you do all this, John?"  and I think his answer was phenomenal.  He said "I want everybody else to have the same opportunity that I had.  I want The Kingdom Of God to be here for every troubled Soul so that they can be welcomed as I was welcomed, and helped the way I was helped.  I want people to know what It is really like.  You can make some mistakes, but if you only hurt yourself They don't care,  They'll do all They can to help you.  I want other people to have that help just as I did.  I don't want anyone to ever come here and find Heaven dying.  It simply mustn't happen!"   I think that's a pretty good reason to do anything, don't you?  Here's John's song.

I KNEW RINGO!
By; John Lennon
Channeled Through; Linda J. Polley
All rights reserved.

(Chorus)
I knew Ringo!
I'm glad that he was there.
When I first met him
thought he was kind of square.
When I got to know him
found he was pretty fair.
I knew Ringo!
I'm glad that he was there!

1.  When he was the drummer
 he never missed a beat!
He really kept us rockin',
the crowds up on their feet.
(Repeat Chorus)

2.  When he was the cave man
I thought I'd never get out of there!
I thought I would die laughing,
right there in my chair!
(Repeat Chorus)

3.  When he was at the Station
it showed how much he cared,
I never missed an episode,
I was always there.
(Repeat Chorus)

4.  Now he has his own band,
he's a star as you can see!
Keep on rockin', Ringo!
My friend he'll always be!
(Repeat Chorus To End.)

Oh!  Another bit of celebration for our anniversary.  We're finishing off the hospital bill today.  Bless their souls for forgiving two thirds of the debt or we'd be another year paying it!  Now all we have to do is pay off the doctors.  I figure that's going to take me at least thirty months, but we'll keep chipping away at it.  Going to have difficulty getting medical care now.  The clinic we were using has changed its policy.  You can't make payments any more.  Any bills over thirty days are turned over to a collection agency.  So this is going to make it very difficult to see the doctor I was using.  They call this health care?

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