Got a message from a rather distraught individual saying "I know these Texas dead zone things you talk about are real, and I believe they are responsible for the increased severe weather in the midwest.  But how could God do this to us?  Why?  Why would He destroy everything we have built?  It's not right!  What can we do?  We're helpless"  Well, Jesus has decided to answer the first part of that question in next week's "Here's Jesus!" and has said we may make it available free, to any radio station that wants to play it.  So if you want the answer to that part of the question, call your local radio station, ask them to email us, and be given the link so they can get the audio, and that question will be answered.
As to the second part of the question, what can you do, you can start speaking out against the current peace proposal and start supporting The Kingdom Of God.  If the governor of the state of Texas started supporting The Kingdom Of God's Peace Proposal of a separate homeland for The Palestinians outside of Israel, and say, tried to reach Prince Charles and encourage him to form the committee to buy the land from Egypt, The Kingdom Of God would gladly shut down the dead zones in Texas!  If the governor of California started doing the same, they'd shut down the one in Los Angeles.  The Kingdom Of God will be fair. If It is supported, It will stop attacking.  The choice is yours.  If you choose to be The Kingdom Of God's enemy you have to expect that It's going to attack you.  But if you start supporting It, It will befriend you.  It's that simple!
Speaking of the Texas dead zones, we have received a desperate plea to the families of the two female astronauts trapped there.  It says "In the name of God, why have you forsaken us?  Why have you abandoned us to this living hell?  We are burning every day, we are in agony beyond your understanding.  Why have you forsaken us?  Why won't you help us?  Why don't you love us any more?  You know what is happening to us.  You've been told.  The Messengers have been sent to you.  Why do you ignore Them?  Why do you support those who betrayed us?  In the name of God, please, please help us!  All The President has to do is ask, and we will be released.  Make him ask!  Don't leave us in this hell!  In the name of God, make him ask!"  That ends the astronauts' plea.
Boy, when Jesus turns on somebody He really goes after them hard, doesn't He?  He's got Bush's biggest moral teacher, William Bennett, author of "The Book Of Virtues," who was supposed to be so moral, and come to find out is a Vegas high roller, gambling away the millions he makes and doing the other things that high rollers do in Vegas.  This is what is advising President Bush not to accept The Kingdom Of God's Peace Proposal, and to go with man's evil.  This is the leadership of  The GOP, and this is what happens when you oppose The Kingdom Of God..  They attack, and They attack viciously!  We wonder who's next.
And speaking of The Kingdom Of God attacking, there's been news reports of what old Tailgunner Joe used to do, good old McCarthy, who thought he was so powerful and so influential that no one could touch him. But The Kingdom Of God brought him down and destroyed him utterly!  No one is beyond Their reach.  All They need is time, and if somebody chooses to be Their enemy, They deal with them.  Do you really want to be Their enemy?  Wouldn't you rather be Their friend?
John Lennon keeps cranking out the songs!   There's yet another new one, but we're not going to put it in the magazine.  John kept hearing reports of a homosexual leader that kept saying parents had no right to tell their children what to do, that they couldn't say no.  John got irritated and wrote his new song, "We've Got A Right To Say No!"  If anybody would like the lyrics, they can email us for a copy, but we've got to save space, cut down on what we put in the magazine.