Though we are desperately cutting power here in Fargo, The Kingdom Of God still desperately needs more power to fight Its battle in Canada against the homosexual movement, so it is taking a desperate gamble.  It is shutting down two of the power cities in Jordan that are protecting Israel, only leaving two active, Amman and Maan.  This will still leave a formidable barrier across Jordan protecting Israel from the dead zones.  The power that was being used there is being poured into Canada through an elaborate series of shifts, but it is getting there, and The Kingdom Of God hopes It can use this power to rise the people of Canada against the forces of Darkness. Jesus' goal is to get ads in Canadian newspapers and on Canadian radio stations calling for a general strike to begin September 1st, in which all Christians would leave their work and refuse to return until the legislature that legalized gay marriage meets, reverses their decision, and then every person that voted for it resigns.  And the people would also insist that the judges that started this mess by saying that homosexual marriage was legal also resign.
Jesus claims that each and every person that voted for this obscenity is a creature of Darkness in human form (a demon).  This is perhaps the worst demon infestation since The Third Reich, and Jesus wants these foul creatures driven from power because their only goal is to destroy mankind.
We have been asked to comment on Wal Mart's decision to protect homosexual employees.  It's fine.  As Wal Mart does not provide benefits for married partners, its mere statement that the rights of homosexual workers will be protected, is completely acceptable.  The Kingdom Of God wants the rights of homosexuals to be protected, as long as they are quiet and do not try to force their sexuality on others, make others accept their sickness, they should be allowed to peacefully work alongside any other employees.  Only when they try to make their sickness acceptable does The Kingdom Of God object.  As long as homosexuals are not attacking their children The Kingdom Of God has no reason to attack them.
Jesus is looking for somebody.  He's the minister of a Protestant church, 23 years old, unmarried, the ladies say quite handsome; light brown hair, hazel eyes, 5' 9".  Thought his church was better than the Catholics' but found that some of his ministers are doing some of the same things that the Catholic priests are doing, and that his leaders want to keep it as covered up as the Catholics.  He's wondering what he should do.  Well, he should tell the world what his fellow ministers are doing then leave his church and come help form John Lennon's church.  We could use somebody with ministerial experience!  If anybody knows this individual, if he's told you his story, and wonders what to do, give him Jesus' message.  Oh, tell him don't shoot the cat!
Jesus extremely disappointed that President Bush did not take a strong stand against gay marriage.  His middle ground attitude is very dangerous. He should have come out immediately, spoke against gay marriage, and supported the proposed constitutional amendment.  He should have asked people not to travel to Canada, to support the Canadian Christians in their struggle to defeat that sickness in their country.  Jesus is VERY disappointed in Bush!