Still a little dazed by what is happening.  Can't remember when it was the last time a Pope and I agreed on something.....at least 1500 years!   This is such an unusual circumstance everybody's having a hard time dealing with it.  But we'll get things in control pretty soon.
Someone asked why it was we weren't quite ready for Saddam's sons to be killed.  Well, to tell you the truth, we were hoping to make Bush and his people sweat a while longer, and then have one of our people find out where these guys were, and go to them and say "Well, I'll give you the two terrible sons, but you have to send half of the reward to Speaker Polley in North Dakota, tax paid, or you don't get 'em."  Probably wouldn't have been able to make it work, but it would've been fun!  Can you imagine the government having to pay us that much money?  It would have been precious!  They would be going nuts!  Well, maybe we can get daddy.  You never know, we might get lucky!  Still think, though, we'll probably get our money by selling our fiction manuscripts, but it still would be fun making the government fund us.  We can dream!
Oh, Bush did say he's against gay marriage, but he seemed awful iffy.  He didn't come out with an absolute no.  Anything's better than nothing!  If he doesn't come out with civil union later it'll be o.k..  Remember, Jesus says nothing, no recognition of homosexuality, whatsoever, no compromise, and that's the way we have to go.
Jesus is looking for Sister Margaret.  She belongs to a sacred order but she's beginning to realize it is not what she was expecting.  The things The Mother Superior and the priest are asking her to do are definitely not holy!  Not unnatural, but not holy, and she is beginning to look for something else.  Jesus says "Tell The Mother Superior 'I'm outta here!' and head for North Dakota."  Oh, she's a redhead, about 5'8", and trained as a secretary.  Jesus says she has a nice build.  That's a lot for Him!  And I believe she's somewhere out west, not California, maybe Nevada.  But anyway, she's unhappy and Jesus says we'll make her happy, that she really needs to come and talk to us.  We'll have all her answers.  So if anybody runs into her, and she talks about her problems, say "Sister, Jesus is looking for you!"  She'll appreciate it, and so will He!
Yesterday was Linda's father's birthday.  He's been in The Afterlife for quite a while, and kind of shuns us.  But Linda wanted something special for him, so John Lennon and Beatles & Friends threw him a private concert, a big birthday party, and everybody had a blast!  Linda's aunt and mother, who were once professional singers, themselves, did a couple of old time numbers and everybody just loved it.  It's good to have influential friends somewhere!
Bit of good news to end the month with!  It has been found with the influx of new energy that we have, and with the people of Calgary's acceptance of Jesus' power, that we actually have a surplus, more than we can use!  So the attacks on those that support homosexuality are being cut back by 50%.  Only the most dangerous and the most powerful supporters of homosexual marriage are now being drained of life energy.  Ordinary mothers that are misguidingly supporting their children, and sisters and brothers that are supporting a loved one aren't being attacked, only those who are really out in public attacking decency will be drained of life energy.  Members of the clergy, senators, governors, only the powerful will be attacked, not their innocent victims.  This change in tactics is pleasing a lot of people in the Afterlife!  They look forward to the day when our energy levels have reached such a state that we will not have to do things like this at all, and simply leave people like this to their own self destruction, which is usually more than sufficient, far more than sufficient!

Was asked the question "Why is Jesus putting these comments in your daily email saying He's looking for certain people, and why would He possibly want to make the Premier of Alberta His Apostle in Canada? I don't think Jesus would go looking for people.  He'd just take whoever comes along."  Now, I got a good laugh out of that one!  Obviously the people that make these comments have never read The Bible!  And if they have it doesn't make any sense to them.  Jesus went looking for twelve men, and called them to His Service.  Do you think those men just happened to be there?  No!  They were sent there.  They were Old Souls that were positioned in those lifetimes to be there when Jesus needed Them, to come forward when He called.  Jesus wants this guy in Alberta because he's the best one in all of Canada to do what Jesus wants done.  And that goes for all of the other people He is calling.  Each has a special talent, a special gift that if they use it for the good of mankind will glorify them, Jesus, God, and mankind.  So Jesus is reaching out to these people.  He's calling to these people and saying "Here I am.  Here's where my Workers are.  Here's where my power is.  If you want to really be with me, get over here.  I will fill you with The Power Of God, I will make you His Witnesses, and you will do great things in His name, just like The Twelve I called in Israel." That's why Jesus is putting these messages in our emails.  What do you think?  Do you think the people He is calling to should answer?  Send us an email.  Let us know.  Would you answer if Jesus called you?

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