Today we celebrate Martin Luther King Day, and there has been quite a bit of protest across the country saying "If Rev. King was alive he would not support the war in Iraq."  So I sent my Worker to have a conversation with him and find out if this would be true.  Would he oppose the war in Iraq?  My Worker brought back this message.
"You ask me if I was alive if I would oppose the war in Iraq.  The answer would have to be yes.  If I was alive I would oppose the war in Iraq.  But that opposition would be misguided and wrong.  Seeing what I can see here, and understanding what I understand I realize that though war is a very unpleasant thing, and I despise it with every fiber of my being, there are sometimes situations in the world that can be resolved by no other means.  This is a sad and unfortunate truth, but it is a truth, nonetheless.  Hussein had to be removed from power.  There was no doubt of this, no question of it. There was no other alternative.  If I was alive I would not like it but Here, sadly, I understand the necessity of it.  I wish there was another way, another avenue that could be taken, but there is none.  People have a hard time understanding this who have a good nature.  They believe everything can be resolved by discussion. They do not understand the tyrant, the bully, the lunatic who has seized control of a nation.  When this happens action must be taken, swift and precise action, and man takes too long to take such action."  This ends Rev. King's comments.
In a surprise move Jesus has announced that The Kingdom Of God will try to test Its power in the upcoming Presidential caucuses by trying to defeat Howard Dean in today's Iowa caucuses.  Jesus considers Dean, because of his support of homosexuality, one of the foulest creatures on Earth, and wants to do all in His power to remove him from the American political scene.
Jesus will personally be visiting many of those voting in the caucuses to try to convince them not to support Dean. "It must be remembered," He will be telling all He speaks to, "that Vermont is the focal point where the homosexuals are trying to force their sickness on the rest of the nation, and that Dean supports this effort.  Christians cannot support a man who is trying to sodomize children, to lead them into unholy and destructive relationships.  The Christians of Iowa must rise up and say 'No. We cannot support a man who will be destroying our children if he gets into office!'"
Dean supports the removal of quotas.  He supports injustice towards people of color, who have no opportunity because they are shut out by the white community.  About the only good note that Jesus can sound for Dean is he does support a woman's right to abortion, which Jesus supports because of the blasphemy spoken by the anti abortion people.  But this is the only good thing that Jesus can say about Dean.
Today there will be ten Angelic Messengers with every person voting, all repeating the same message, "Don't vote for Dean!  Don't support sodomy!  Obey The Ruler Of Heaven!"
Today Mary will be leaving Saudi Arabia where she is supporting King Fahd's efforts to reform Islam, and come and speak to every woman, every mother having anything to do with the caucuses and say to them "Do not support this man of evil!  Do not let these sick people destroy your children!  Stand up, now and tell every man around you that they cannot support anyone that will lead our children into sin, that for their political greed will destroy our children's souls!"  Mary will be speaking to every woman that will let her into her heart.  We can only pray that they listen!
This will be The Kingdom Of God's first test of Their power, Their first effort to reelect Bush, because none of the Democratic candidates are acceptable to Them.  The Kingdom Of God is coming to Iowa!  The Angelic Messengers, and, The Rulers Of Heaven will be touching its people.  Let's see how well they hear.