Those in The Kingdom Of God from The New England area extremely excited!  Jesus has announced that seven days before The New Hampshire Primary the spiritual dead zone in New England will be shut down temporarily so that He and His Associates may enter into New Hampshire and oppose Howard Dean, and try to get people not to vote for him.  Again The Kingdom Of God is testing Its power.  But the shutting down of this dead zone even for a week, will be a blessing to the people of New England.  To fulfill Jesus' wishes the dead zone was shut down midnight, Eastern time.  The bewildered Souls that have been trapped there are being evacuated to The Afterlife, and The Kingdom Of God's Agents are pouring into New Hampshire, all ready they are whispering in voters' ears, "Don't vote for Dean!  Save our children!  Don't vote for Dean!  Don't let him sodomize our young!"  They will continue delivering this message right up to election day.
Below is an open letter to President Bush sent by Muhammed this weekend, that he now wants shared with the public.

Greetings President Bush!

I am writing to you today because Muhammed has come up with two ideas he wants me to present to you.  Firstly, he wants some opportunity to present to The Iraqis that were members of The Baath Party and committed atrocities, rather than execution if they are convicted, something that might make them cooperate.  He wants to offer them permanent exile in a prison colony where they will be given a certain amount of autonomy, able to run their own government and courts, and such, with American and British supervision.  And as long as they cause no trouble they will be able to live out their lives there in peace.  That their wives and children would be allowed to accompany them, and that as soon as their children are of age they may leave, going to any other country in the world to attend college and such, as long as it is not Iraq.  None of their children, or, their grandchildren would be allowed to return to Iraq.  To be able to make this offer, a penal colony somewhere, would be needed. Muhammed suggests two places; one, Wake Island in The Pacific, and the other, South Georgia Island in the southern Atlantic, which is controlled by The British.  These are two very isolated places where such a colony could be set up and maintained.  Muhammed thinks this is a very beneficial idea, as giving the people an opportunity to make full confession and be sent into exile would save a lot of time, a lot of trouble, and a lot of hard feelings.  This is Muhammed's first proposal.
Muhammed's second proposal is this; That The United States offer any Iraqi that supports a secular government rather than a religious state a land grant on Mars as soon as shelter and safe transportation is available.  This grant should garantee the descendents of the holder a dwelling where four individuals could live comfortably, and enough food producing area to sustain that number of people.  Muhammed believes this would be a tremendous gesture of good will to The Iraqi People, The United States saying  they will be willing to share what they develop with them on another world if they will support them now, in reforming Islam and removing from it the hate, greed and lust that has poisoned it.
I think this is quite an idea, Mr. President!  That it will show The Iraqi People that we respect Islam, that we honor it, that we are willing to take it to other worlds with us.  I think Muhammed is a wise old leader, and we should take advantage of his wisdom.  If neither one of these places that we have suggested for the penal colony is acceptable to you, if some other nation would be willing to donate land for such a colony, present a proposal!  I think Muhammed will listen.  As long as it is an isolated place and can be easily monitored, I'm sure he would accept an alternative location.

And speaking of Muhammed, he is very, very angry, that is an understatement, that The United States is trying to bring The UN back into Iraq.  Muhammed hates the secretary general of The UN.  If the secretary had had his way Hussein would still rule in Baghdad.  If The UN gets involved they will bring in The Europeans and Muhammed will not have this!  He will cause unholy havoc, and this is his promise.  If The United Nations or, The Europeans interfere with what he is trying to do he wants The Americans to work the problems out with The Shiites, to make The Shiite leaders understand that even in a secular state they will have a great deal of authority.  And Muhammed wants his personal agent sent into Baghdad so that he can communicate directly with The Iraqi people.  But he wants The Europeans and, The United Nations out, and he wants them to stay out of Iraq for the time being.  It is going to take a while for him to forgive what they have done, all the blood that is on their hands.  He still wants his wishes made known, his ideas put forth to The Iraqi People.  If The Iraqi People refuse him, if they choose eternal death that will be their choice, but he at least wants his proposals put forth, and he wants The Iraqi People to know they are his proposals.  He has again asked Jesus to lift the spiritual dead zones in Iraq and give him free reign there.  Jesus has said that all the dead zones may not be opened, but the one in Baghdad may be, and Muhammed can have free reign there, so it has been, and Muhammed is going to work against those who will not accept the reform of Islam.  He is putting his mark on everyone that opposes him to identify them for The Angel Of Destruction so their eternal spirits can be destroyed forever!  To put it plainly, he's mad!  He's really mad!