January 21, 2,004
Stop The Pervert!

It is incredible to watch genius at work!  I went to John Lennon last night and said "We really need a song for the Massachusetts effort to stop Dean, something really catchy!"  John said "Come on!  Let's go out on the balcony and work on it."  When we got out there the usual crowd was out front and John cried "Hey, folks, Alura needs a song for The Dean Campaign!  Wanna help?"  And the crowd screamed "Yes!" "Well," John Continued as I sat down on the rail, "what exactly do you want?"  "I don't know," I told him, "but something that will help stop the pervert."
"Hmmmm!" John went.  He began playing and singing. "Stop the pervert!  Come and stop the pervert!  Stop the pervert!  Come and stop the pervert! Come on, people, don't vote for Dean! Come on people, can't you see the scene?"
"Well!" John cried, "That's the chorus, what's next?"  Someone in the crowd shouted "If you want  your sons wearing skirts and pantyhose, with lipstick on their faces and shining nail polish that glows, then vote for Dean, he'll import the pantyhose!"  "Great!" John cried.  "Verse one!"
Then a woman yelled "How about this?  If you want your daughters to dress like The Hardy Boys, to chase their girlfriends and try to give them every joy, Then vote for Dean and China can make their toys!  Dean will really make the girls into the boys!"  "Verse two!"  John cried, "Verse two!"
Then someone else cried "How about this?  If you want your son to marry his best friend Fred, then hire a woman to make them a couple of kids, Vote for Dean and he'll give them a queen sized bed!"  "Great!" John cried, Great!  Verse three!  I think we're cookin' people!  How about this for the finish?  Don't vote for Dean, this mess has got to stop!  Don't vote for Dean, things are gettin' too hot!  The Anglicans need a bishop, he can fill the spot!  Come on people, come on and see what he's got!"
As I say, it is just so much fun watching a genius at work!  And John Lennon is a genius!  He can really use the crowd.  Here's his latest effort.  Do you think it carries the message?  Do you think The Democrats will like it?

DON'T VOTE FOR DEAN!
(Stop The Pervert!)
By; John Lennon
Channeled through; Linda J. Polley
All rights reserved.

(Chorus)
Stop the pervert!  Come and stop the pervert!
 Stop the pervert!  Come and stop the pervert!
 Come on, people, don't vote for Dean!
Come on people, can't you see the scene?

1. If you want  your sons wearing skirts and pantyhose,
with lipstick on their faces
and shining nail polish that glows,
Then vote for Dean and he'll import the pantyhose!
(Repeat Chorus)

2.  If you want your daughters to dress like The Hardy Boys,
to chase their girlfriends and try to give them every joy,
Then vote for Dean and China can make their toys!
 Dean will really make the girls into the boys!
(Repeat Chorus)

3. If you want your son to marry
his best friend Fred,
then hire a woman to make them a couple of kids,
Vote for Dean and he'll give them a queen sized bed.
(Repeat Chorus)

4.   Don't vote for Dean, this mess has got to stop!
 Don't vote for Dean, things are gettin' too hot!
The Anglicans need a bishop, he can fill the spot!
Come on people, come and see what he's got!
(Repeat Chorus To End.)

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