An Open Letter From The Founder Of Islam
To The President Of The United States
Greetings, George W. Bush!
I come to you today to express my sincere sympathies for what happened
to those in Fallujah who were trying to help the Iraqi people. Despite
all Our efforts We cannot control the madness of the people that live in
this area. Their insanity is beyond belief! I ask you, in all
sincerity, to make your people and all the people of the world understand
that these people have nothing whatsoever, to do with The Islamic Faith!
They may call themselves Islamic, they may go through the rituals, but
they have no faith in anything except murder and violence. These
people must be punished! You have many of them on film. Their
guilt is unquestionable.
I ask you, in the name of God, to remove these abominations from Iraq!
Arrest them, try them, and send them into exile. Find some isolated
desolate place where you can set up a colony for them, put them there,
and leave them there! Let them govern themselves as long as they
can show each other kindness, and live out their days. Let their
children be educated, and when they come of age, let them go to anywhere
in the world that will take them except Iraq. None of their descendants
are ever to return to Iraq! This pestilence, this sickness must be
removed form among my people. Their evil is just so great that it
contaminates all around them. No love can reach them, no pity can
reach them.
And again, I must ask you to try Hussein, and punish him, as I have
suggested, and to call upon The Voice Of The Prophets to help you in this
endeavor. God calls to you. He asks you to gather His Servants
and dispense justice. This evil cannot be allowed to continue.
We are doing all in Our power to help, but the insanity in this region
is beyond even Our efforts to reach through. Those here must be dealt
with, must be dealt with swiftly and harshly if the rest of Iraq is to
survive.
I ask you to be just, but I do not ask you to be merciful. For
those who have committed such heinous crimes deserve no mercy!
Not even God can pity them!
Yours In His Faithful Service,
Muhammed, Called The Prophet
Well, alot going on this morning! Muhammed has had his say.
Now, we have some more news. Yesterday the New England dead zone
was shut down so Jesus could perform a little mission in Massachusetts.
It was put back up as soon as Jesus was done without difficulty.
But when the New England dead zone was shut down the Colorado dead zone
went down, too, and it couldn't be put back up! Everyone is totally
perplexed trying to figure out what has happened! But whatever, the
Colorado dead zone is gone. That leaves only the New England dead
zone in The United States. But this has caused a serious problem.
All three power cities in North Dakota; Fargo, Valley City, and Jamestown,
have collapsed! Our last sources of extra power in the area have
given out. We're operating now, on the bare minimum of energies both
where we live, and, where we work.
If we could fulfill Jesus' wishes and move to Valley City, that is
a fresh pool of psychokenitic energy, and we would probably be able to
function there again at full levels. But here in Fargo the energy
sources have just been too depleted for us to regenerate them, artificially,
especially with John Lennon being temporarily disabled. Our bridge
to The Afterlife is cut, and we're having to use alternate routes.
This is definitely going to effect our ability to function.
We are in hopes that some news will arrive shortly that may regenerate
John and get him back into the struggle. That might increase our power
levels some. But until that happens it's going to be very hard for
us to function, very hard. Everyone is hustling, trying to find some
temporary solutions. Someone even suggested we might go to Washington
and work from there for a year or so. I don't think so! Though
Jesus might permit that, we wouldn't be very welcome there, especially
if The Democrats take over. Unfortunately, this whole situation is
only adding to John Lennon's depression, as he had hoped to be the solution
to all our problems. So far, every time we have had a crisis such
as this, a miracle has appeared and solved the problem. Boy, do we
need a miracle right now, RIGHT now!
Due to everything that has been going on Those In Authority In The
Afterlife again feel that we cannot delay publishing our magazine.
We have some reserves. They want us to use them and get another special
edition out, so that people will have quick access to all that has been
happening. We were only able to get in a few extra short articles.
Just been too tired, too busy, and too sore. My arm is getting better,
by the way. We are in hopes by the first of the week, the irritation
will be mostly gone. But I definitely can't do any more falling down,
it hurts too much! Here's the link to the newest issue!