April 23, 2,004
Service Changing

This will be the last email you will be getting from us.  We are discontinuing the daily emails.  From now on each morning, or sometime during the evening, we will post our updates on what is going on in The Afterlife on a new web site.  They will be there approximately 24 hours, give or take, and then be placed in our online magazine when it comes out.  Details of how the site will work may be found on it.  If you have any questions or, suggestions, they will be welcome.
Best wishes to all!  We are sorry the email idea didn't work out.  The first postings may be found at the address below.  It will be the same address for all future postings.  The material will simply be changed daily.  Don't forget to bookmark this page!

(This Page No Longer Available.)

*  *  *

Princess Diana  (now Queen Diana In The Afterlife) irate that CBS showed photographs of her dying after her tragic auto accident.  She considers this an extreme violation of her privacy, and warns the executives of CBS that she has put a notation in The Book Of Life, that they have gravely wounded her and she wants satisfaction if they arrive in The Kingdom Of God.  Let's hope CBS's executives make it to The Gates Of Heaven to receive her rebuke!  I am sure The Kingdom Of God will insist they make some atonement. Gross, fellas!  Even better, SICK!
Genocide in Chad feeding demons destabilizing Iraq. Those in The Afterlife were wondering how the dark ones in Iraq were gaining the power they were using against Muhammed and his Warriors.  As many feared it has been found that they are getting this power by causing the genocide taking place in Chad.  Everything is connected. Evil allowed one place fuels evil in another.  A system needs to be set up to deal with the people causing these situations far faster, so the creatures of Darkness cannot use them to destabilize other places.
Car suicide bombers become demons.  All the recent suicide bombers in The Middle East did not even make it to The Afterlife.  They became creatures of Darkness, and fled to Iraq, where they are joining the other creatures of Darkness there, trying to drive that country into civil war.  Muhammed is doing his best to hold the line, but the only way these creatures of Darkness can be defeated and destroyed is for Speaker Gerald Polley to enter Iraq, to take part in Hussein's judgment.  He would then be able to carry enough power into Iraq so that The Forces Of Light there could hunt down the new creatures of Darkness and destroy them forever, before they become strong enough to be a problem, and then Muhammed would be able to deal with the older demons much better.  Muhammed still asks President Bush to acquire Speaker Polley's services and send him to Iraq.  It may be the world's only hope.
Kingdom Of God shocked by gay marriage in France!  All that participate in the wedding will be removed from The Book Of Life and never enter into The Kingdom Of God.

Return To Links Page