Spiritual energy in Iran became so great last night that  The Iranians began to see Angelic Messengers making Their evening patrols, and contacting Their operatives in the area.  The Iranians mistook this ancient phenomena for the new phenomena of UFOs!  Iranian experts claimed the people were seeing Venus, but Venus does not circle cities, giving off different colored beams of light, then move off in different directions.  That such a phenomena can be seen in still functioning dead zones shows how far The Kingdom Of God has come back!
Muhammed disappointed in the behavior of the American prison guards in Iraq.  It is by no means as bad as some of the things the Iraqis were doing to their own people, but it's definitely something that has to be punished.  And Muhammed is making what I would consider a fair and decent proposal.  He suggests that if these people choose to go to court martial and they are found guilty, they get at least five years imprisonment and a dishonorable discharge.  But if they should plead guilty and give full information on all who were involved in these unfortunate occurrences, Muhammed recommends leniency.  If these individuals will guarantee that they will serve ten more years in the military remaining at the rank of an ordinary soldier, (I think he means a private!) and accept an assignment to some difficult place such as Antarctica, Muhammed would be inclined at the end of that time, if they have caused no further problems,  that they receive an honorable discharge, if they wish it.  Or, remain in the service and accept assignments elsewhere until they are due to retire.  I think this a very reasonable proposal, one that these individuals could accept with honor.  I think the punishment would be enough to fit the offenses, and America would not lose trained soldiers.
Muhammed not too happy with the proposed Fallujah settlement.  He will accept it as long as none of the Iraqi soldiers taking part in it were involved in atrocities, including the general.  If it is found they were, they should be prosecuted like any other members of The Baath Party.  He doesn't want the insurgents to gain amnesty for their fellows by putting up this insane resistance.  He again offers passes of protection to coalition soldiers, and, to civilian workers.  They need to be printed in The United States and shipped to Iraq to have their full effect.  But he doesn't see why that couldn't be arranged.
We mailed this article to the Joint Chiefs Of Staff the same day we channeled it.