The plans for John Lennon's wedding are proceeding with incredible speed!
The whole ceremony has already been laid out. Floating bleachers
will be positioned above The Holiest Of All to handle the overflow crowd
of dignitaries that wish to attend. It has already been decided where
everybody else will stand. Because people don't get tired in The
Afterlife most of the guests will stand through the entire ceremony.
It will begin with The Angelic Orchestra beginning to play the prelude.
John has asked that no Beatles music be used throughout the entire ceremony,
or, at the reception, and of course his wishes have been honored.
But still there's plenty of great music to choose from. John's family
will enter and take their place to the right of the awning under which
Jesus sits on His Throne. After they are positioned Mary Marie's
family will come in and take their position on the left. When they
are in position the orchestra will conclude the prelude. Al Jolson
will then take a position before The Angelic Choir and sing "We Have Our
Dear John," after which the entire Angelic Orchestra will begin to sing
"Hail Britannia" and John Lennon will enter The Holy Of Holies, escorted
by a squad of The Angelic Guard, and followed by the kings and queens of
England, and then notable English politicians. John will take his
place before Jesus with George Harrison at his side. John's entrance
will be concluded with the song "I'm A Believer," which John always wished
had been his.
Then The Angelic Choir will sing the Spanish national anthem, and Mary
Marie will enter. Her wedding gown is indescribable! But it
will have a long train that will be carried by eight women chosen from
throughout The Kingdom Of God who have worked with her in The Bureau Of
Religious Assignments. They shall be followed by a squad of The Angelic
Guard, then by the Spanish kings and queens, and then the Spanish politicians.
Mary Marie's entrance shall be concluded with a Spanish song called "The
VIllage Maiden" which is one of her favorites. When Mary Marie is
in position and the music is stopped George Harrison and Mary, Queen Of
Scots will step forward so that John & Mary Marie are between them
and Jesus, and sing the song that Johann Sebastian Bach has written especially
for the occasion, "The Beauty Of Spain." Then Jesus will rise, come
forward, and announce that They are there to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony, and He will ask if there are any who object. Then
They will proceed with the making of the vows. John and Mary Marie
will exchange rings on which have been engraved "For my love, which is
now and forever."
After the vows have been completed Everyone There will sing a song
called "What God Has United Let No One Try To Part." Then John &
Mary Marie will walk together, for the first time, through The Holiest
Of All to receive God's blessings. Then, They shall all depart as
The Angelic Orchestra plays the conclusion. A huge party is being
planned where John and Mary Marie will be entertained for several hours.
Some of the performers that will sing will be Al Jolson, Buddy Holly, Johnny
Cash, Johnny Horton, Frank Sinatra, and a host of others! Each will
sing three of their best known love songs. John has especially requested
that Al Jolson sing "Mammy", that Johnny Cash sing "Ring Of Fire," and
that Johnny Horton sing "North To Alaska". There's going to be some
horrendous talent at this party! It's too bad we can't record it.
It is going to be a phenomenal tribute!
Not only will the celebration take place in The Kingdom Of God, but
throughout The Afterlife! Every religious leader in The Afterlife
has declared June 11th a holiday and told Their people to take part in
the celebrations, because John Lennon not only saved The Kingdom Of God,
but the entire Afterlife! So Everybody wants to join in the festivities,
which is more than understandable. It's going to be a fantastic sabbath!
It has been officially decided that the ceremonies will start eight hours
after sunset in Jerusalem. Other people will have to figure out what
time that will be where they are. But this is going to be the biggest
celebration in history!