Profound And Sincere Greetings From Your Brothers & Sisters In Heaven, Called By Those Who Reside Here, The Kingdom Of God!

Jesus Of Nazareth, The Fulfillment Of Prophecy, The Pure And Unblemished Lamb Given By God For The Salvation Of All, has come to me and made me aware that you wish to return to the faith of your forefathers and claim the inheritance that God promised to The People Of Israel.  He asked me to speak on this matter, as it was under my authority.  I have considered your request deeply, and have decided to grant your wishes.
From this day forth, June 24, 2,004, you shall be called Esther, The Daughter Of Silvio And Madonna, A Child Of Israel.  I welcome you to the fellowship shared by your brothers and sisters, by Those whose blood flows in your veins!  I declare to all mankind that from this day forth you are part of The Promise God Gave Israel.
I direct my earthly agent to make a copy of this letter, sign it, on my behalf, and deliver it to you at the first opportunity, and either publicly or, privately, depending on your wishes, bestow on you the power of Israel.  I would suggest that you go to the place where the one reading this letter has his congregation on the sabbath of the second of July to receive this document and the power of God that is yours because of your  heritage.  If this would be your pleasure, I would direct my servant to be there to fulfill these duties on my behalf.