July 28, 2,004
Who Edwards Isn't

 In today's "Here's Jesus!" episode Jesus explained that The Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate was the former leader of The Confederacy.  The leaders of that nation wanted me to make people aware of who Edwards wasn't.  He wasn't Jefferson Davis, or any of The Confederacy's generals.  He was a politician, one of The Confederate's cabinet members.  That is all They wanted me to say.  They just wanted the world to know who Edwards wasn't.  They didn't want people getting confused and thinking he was the wrong person.
Jefferson Davis and The Generals Of The Confederacy have long ago given up the misguided beliefs that nearly destroyed their Souls.  They wish that Edwards would, and return to The Light.  His actions now greatly disturb them!  These are hard times, so many who it was thought, had returned to The Light and were safe from eternal destruction have plummeted back into the Darkness again and now face eternal destruction all over again.  So many are deeply disturbed and pray incessently that those who have been lost will be regained.  But the foul creatures of Darkness have so much power over those they deceive, they can so make them believe in the sick things that they want, that it is hard for Those that love them to save those who are lost.

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July 29, 2,004
Kingdom Of God After Him!

Kingdom Of God not waiting until Democratic convention is over to begin Their all out effort against Kerry.  As Ohio seems to be the dominant state that President Bush needs to win Jesus has already dispatched Lord Peter there.  He has attached himself to one of the most outspoken and influential anti gay ministers in the state, and is now beginning to work with him 24/7.  Besides this, members of The Angelic Hosts are reaching out to other religious leaders and political leaders in the state, both Democrats and Republicans.  The Kingdom Of God's battle cry will be "They're selling your children!"  This is what They'll drum into every person's subconscious in Ohio from now until the election.  "To gain power The Democrats are selling your children!"
Jesus would like us very much to do public appearances in Ohio as The Kingdom Of God's official representatives, giving His endorsement of Bush, and condemning The Democrats for their outright lies and false accusations.  It would be nice if we could!  But until we have a private income, until I don't have to work that would be impossible.  Jesus would also like us to go to the Republican convention as His official representatives and endorse Bush.  Perhaps we could get the time to do that!  But none the less, The Kingdom Of God is determined to keep up Its attack.  As more swing states become apparent, more of The Kingdom Of God's Forces will be deployed.  But Its most powerful Agent is now at work in Ohio.  The battle is joined, and no mercy, no pity will be shown.  The Kingdom Of God's goal is to make it so Kerry receives only 25% or less of the vote.  And when The Kingdom Of God is working towards a goal like that somebody is on the receiving end of the worst part of Their power, the negative part of Their glory.  If they have any common sense they'll back off and say "Whoa!  Maybe I'd better support somebody else.  If The Kingdom Of God is after him Kerry is a loser!"

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Opinion From The Afterlife

Those in The Kingdom Of God are not being very kind about expressing Their opinions on what They think about Kerry.  An artist named Ramando has done a cartoon entitled "What We're Fighting," that has become instantly popular and is being distributed all throughout The Afterlife, not just in The Kingdom Of God.  It shows Kerry holding a struggling, naked little boy.  There are three slobbering naked perverts in front of him who are obviously happy to see the little boy.  Across their chests are written the words California, Massachusetts, and Vermont.  Kerry is saying "Here's what I promised you.  Now remember, vote for me, give me the power I want and I'll make what you do legal, then you will have an endless supply of these. Remember, vote for me!"  Edwards is in the background dancing around naked, looking more like a monkey than a human being.  He is saying "Let's go get them another one!  Let's go get them another one!"
Those in The Afterlife wanted Linda to try to do a representation of this cartoon, but I said "Positively and absolutely not!  Not a prayer of it!"  To say that Those in The Afterlife don't like Kerry is a gross understatement!  They despise Kerry!  They loathe him!

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