July 25, 2,004
 Dream Show

Had another one of those crazy dreams about "Jimmy Kimmel Live"!  It was so realistic that I'm wondering where they're coming from.  It started with Jimmy making his usual entrance.  Again Laurel & Hardy were walking down the street and passed Jimmy.  Laurel takes off his hat and scratches his head the way he usually does.  Jimmy turned around, looked at him, and did the same thing, then went on into the theater, as Laurel put his hat back on and him and Hardy continued down the street.
In the theater Jimmy did a monologue about how crazy the political campaign was getting, and how The Democrats were desperate to find anything to attack Bush on.  They showed some clip of some Republicans complaining that Bush went to church too much, and it was a bad example to set the nation, that being too religious was as bad as not being religious at all, and that Bush should really show moderation.  Jimmy commented "What are they going to complain about next, that he wears shoes instead of Nikes?  That he's not in with the young generation?"
Then they had this cute little girl guest.  Jimmy said she was a 13 year old singing sensation that was filling concerts across the country.  The girl came out in a nice little dress and Jimmy began to kid her that she was dressed so conservatively.  He said he'd heard that people wanted to have her dress more revealing at the concerts, and she had said no.  The girl answered, "You wouldn't believe what some of these promoters want me to wear!  They say if I don't start showing it, the guys are going to stop coming.  Well, as far as I'm concerned, if you have to dress like that to get them to come, I don't want them at my concerts!  I want gentlemen!"  The audience was cheering and applauding.
They talked a little bit more about singing and then some comedian came on who had been doing skits about Kerry.  Jimmy mentioned how he'd been getting really bad press, that he was insulting Kerry, and the guy said "Look, everything I say I take right out of his speeches!  It's all on the record!  I'm not making anything up in the slightest. The Democrats are just upset that this guy is so stupid, that everything he says makes him look like such an idiot. I can't help that!"  The audience went crazy, and they talked some more about other things the guy was doing.  He was writing a book about how to tell jokes called "Delivery Is Everything".
Then Jimmy said "We've got a real treat for you tonight!  You may remember this lady from the last Presidential Election.  Since then she's been touring the country speaking and singing at Republican functions."  A woman came out in an opera costume with the horns and everything, and came up to the microphone.  She said "Look, Kerry!  I'm the fat woman, I'm singing!  Get the idea!"  Then she sang "Kerry Is A Loser."  She got done singing, Jimmy got up and greeted her, and remarked, "Now, I wonder who wrote that?  As if we didn't know!"  The audience went crazy.  The lady came over, sat and talked with Jimmy, told him about doing political functions, and everybody had a great time.  Then  Jimmy ended the show.  We seemed to be in the audience, because when Jimmy said "I wonder who could've written that?" they all looked off to the side while they were clapping and cheering. Weird things, dreams, aren't they?  Linda said from the description of this young woman, young, blonde cute......extremely cute, it might be somebody called Hillary Duff.  I have no idea who she's talking about, never even heard of the woman.  But if this show ever comes on exactly as I dreamed it, I don't know!  These dreams are getting a little much!  But I just had to tell you about it because usually when something is that vivid it means something.

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How Do We Do This Again?

We are asked again and again how the audience of Jimmy Kimmel Live! is providing us with so much power.  It is a question we cannot answer!  They are acting like a super church, a religious body.  The power is pouring into the temple, or, the theater, and then coming back out to us and going into The Afterlife where it is being received by John Lennon and distributed to other Workers.  Why this particular audience has so responded to us we don't know.  We have never seen the like of it!  But the power continues to flow unabated!  We were afraid if we weren't on the show constantly or mentioned it would slowly ebb away, but that has not been the case.  The power is steady and constant.  The Angelic Messengers report that people are watching tapes of our shows over and over again and that many men are infatuated with Mary Marie, John Lennon's new wife, and are pouring out love and affection to her..not lust, but a deeper, more devoted kind of love, very similar to that that is sent to Jesus' Mother, Mary.  A great affection also seems to be coming for Linda.  Again not a lusting kind of affection, but like the love for a mother, along with a great deal of honor and respect for me, but as always, tinted with a tiny bit of fear, which always seems to accompany energy that is sent to me, even from those that highly respect me.  Why we have gotten this tremendous response is perplexing Everybody, because as I constantly say, we want to know how to copy it, how to do it elsewhere, how to get the same response from others because we need it, not only in The United States, but in Iraq and other nations.  But if we can do it once, we can do it again, we simply have to figure out how!

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