October
17, 2,005
Dreaming Michelin
Beginning on August 30th Jesus began to claim that The Kingdom Of God
was controlling the bad weather that has been hitting The Gulf Coast
and the east coast, that He wants to hit New Orleans again and bring a
hurricane up to Washington D.C.. Well, They haven't succeeded
with a hurricane in Washington, but They have certainly turned the
northeast into a wet zone without even having to use a hurricane!
And They have directly attacked the places Jesus mentioned...New
Hampshire, and, Vermont. It is without question The Kingdom Of
God is showing Its anger, and there is now the possibility of sending
another storm into The Gulf Coast, which They will definitely try to
do. We can only wait and see how successful they are. But
they would have to pay us very very well to live anywhere on the
coastal United States. They would have to pay us awfully
well! Because until The United States makes peace with The
Kingdom Of God these are not going to be very good places to
live.
Somebody has asked what The Kingdom Of God would do to solve the global
warming problem. Conditions are so bad now that drastic measures
may have to be taken. The experts in The Kingdom Of God say that
the countries of the world may have to build large rockets, load them
with highly reflective light material and shoot them into the upper
atmosphere, so this material would stay aloft a while and reflect some
of the sun's energy back into space. This would only be a
temporary fix until the excess greenhouse gases could be gotten out of
the atmosphere. But it should help. It has worked
elsewhere.
Speaker Gerald Polley had one of those weird realistic dreams. He
dreamed he was on a major news show and the commentator was saying "The
Michelin corporation is very upset about the skit that was on Jimmy
Kimmel and that you say Jesus approves of it. They say it hurts
their case both in the courts, and, in the realm of public
opinion. Let's see the skit before you give your comments."
On the t.v. behind them what appeared to be a Michelin commercial began
to play. A couple were happily driving down the road in their car
at a very high speed with the Michelin Man sitting in the back
seat. Suddenly there was a popping and a flapping sound.
The car went out of control, flipped over, and began to burn. As
the camera caught up with it it showed the Michelin Man laying on the
ground all deflated, and the bodies of the two people in the
ditch. A mist appears, and Jesus walks out of it. The two
peoples' spirits rise from their bodies and walk over to Jesus, who
shakes His head. "See?" Jesus remarks, "If you'd been
using Goodyears you wouldn't have met me for a very long time!" With
this He turns around and walks back into the mist and the two spirits
with sad expressions on their faces, follow Him. As the
commercial fades out a booming voice says "You'd better ride on
Goodyear!"
The camera shifted back to the commentator and the Speaker. "Now,
really," the commentator asked "do you think that's appropriate?
I mean, that's pretty much saying Michelin tires aren't any good, that
they kill people." "Well," the Speaker answered, "I think the
evidence of that is quite profound, isn't it? A thousand recorded
deaths in Europe because of Michelin tires, almost 500 in The United
States? Jesus believes that people have a right to speak out and
warn others that there's a problem. Of course The Michelin
Corporation isn't going to like that. But when the government is
saying as much as 50% of their production has to be recalled and
replaced, that the materials used in the tires is defective, there is a
problem! And the Kimmel show has a right to express it in their
own way. In The Kingdom Of God everyone thought the skit was
quite appropriate." The commentator shook his head. "I find
that quite hard to believe," he remarked, "I really find that hard to
believe!" "Well," the Speaker answered, "that's your right.
But many other people do believe."
And that was the end of the dream! Weird stuff, huh? We'll
have to wait and see if Michelin Tires has some major problem.
But non the less, that's quite a dream!
John is catching up with George a little bit in the book
downloads! He has had 384 while George has had 397
downloads. But they both would like to see more
action. And both of them would still like to get their books out
in paper form. But no publisher dares touch them, just nobody
with the courage. But we're still looking!
Linda has discovered Yoko Ono owns several John Lennon related domain
names and has put up The Official John Lennon Website,
http://www.johnlennon.com
and Linda is thrilled with it! Despite the fact John is not happy
with Yoko right now, she is doing an excellent job of keeping the
energy coming to him in The Afterlife. The Official John Lennon
site features pictures of John, free full length streaming music
videos, a discography of John's music after he left The Beatles, a
store, yet in the works, a brief biography and some free
downloads. This site is highly recommended! Linda also
notes that even if you're not interested in the downloads page you
ought to check it out because it features a clip of John singing
"Imagine all the people," but without any audio. It looks a lot
like he does now in The Afterlife though now he wears the smaller
glasses and his hair is just a little bit longer. Be sure to
visit http://www.johnlennon.com
when you get chance.