March 17, 2,006
St. Patrick On The Go
Well, the celebrations for St. Paddy's Day are
going according to plan. St. Patrick will leave his present
operations in South Dakota long enough to go to Ireland for a few
hours to take part in the usual festivities. The rest of The
Spirit World will be joining in. It is so adorable that The
Hindus have St. Patrick celebrations! They believe St. Patrick
was the reincarnation of one of their gods, and honor him like
everybody else, on St. Patrick's Day! Now, we bet the Christian
Fundamentalists would love that one!
Gerald's leg is still bothering him. But it seems to finally be
getting a little bit better. The black and blue seems to be
disappearing, and he can now touch it without screaming. But
there is still a very hard, uncomfortable area. One of our
friends worries that it's a blood clot and wishes he would go to
the hospital. But we owe them so much already Gerald doesn't want
to add to it unless it's absolutely necessary.
We have heard that The Imperials are back on their feet enough
that they are beginning operations in Iraq, that they are hunting
for those trying to destroy so many of our people. This is a
delicate process. One wrong move over there could make the
situation incredibly worse. But there's no alternative. Gerald
wishes so much he could personally get into the hunt but
sometimes we can't have what we want. There has been no response
to our message. Of course there was little hope there would be.
When you're dealing with an insane cult like this there's very
little chance of them being rational. The Imperials are
estimating that if the virus is modified to attack humans it
could destroy two thirds of the Earth's population, and leave
many of the survivors feeble minded. We don't have the medical
facilities to cope with it. We don't have the medical facilities
to cope with anything in most of the world.
Jesus put His comments on the upcoming seance for John Lennon in
yesterday's "Here's Jesus!" and says that He, Himself
is going to take part in reaching out to these so called
psychics. This is going to be a no holds barred effort. On
another note, Jesus is looking for a gentleman in South Dakota
whose daughter died because of an illegal abortion before Roe vs
Wade was successful. He asks him to come to us and lend us his
support. He says "Don't worry about your age. You've still
got a lot of fight in you!" If anybody hears of someone like
this speaking out, tell them you've got a message for him from
Jesus. It would be appreciated.
That seems to be about it for this week! Oh, there's one other
thing. Muhammed is very upset that Hussein's trial is taking too
long. He says this thing should have lasted nine days at a
maximum. Why is it taking so long to dispense justice to this
man? Why are you letting him insight his followers and create
more havoc? Get the job done and have the servant of God come and
destroy him forever. You have no hope until it is done."
March 20, 2,006
30 Second Ad
Had a nice interview with WOCL, Orlando,
Thursday. They asked how The Afterlife was responding to them.
Very well, as any show we're on they're picking up popularity,
but not quite as fast as others have done. However, we are
beginning to get a good energy response from Orlando every time
we're on! We're sure in time, their popularity will rapidly
increase.
The celebrations for St. Patrick's Day in The Afterlife went very
well. Beatles & Friends did six separate concerts in twenty
four hours. At every one of them they were asked repeatedly to
sing the theme song of The Irish Free Forces in The Afterlife,
"We Shall Come A-Callin'"
Of course they also sang "Give Ireland Back To The
Irish" untold times, and several other Irish favorites.
Queenie will break your heart when she sings "Danny
Boy." It is so weird..two English rock stars, two members of
English Royalty, two famous American musicians, and two Spanish
convent girls singing Irish ballads! Now is that weird, or is
that weird?
Had to stop posting in the South Dakota forums. Was pretty good
for a couple of days and then the lunatics showed up. One of them
was so enraged because we said we wouldn't have any homosexuals
in our house, that he'd never be able to come here, that he said
he was going to come and rape Linda because she needed a real man
that could deal with his sexuality. That was too much! We took
down all our posts, put up 'good bye', and took the link to the
forum out of our favorites. Decent people cannot post on these
forums. The lunatics just come into the conversations and fill
them with obscenity and hate. We're either crazy, or we're drug
addicts, or we're religious fanatics because we say what they're
doing is wrong. What a sick, sick world!
Jesus had us prepare a 30 second ad that He would like to have
placed on South Dakota television.
We sent an email to six stations in South Dakota asking if they
would accept such an ad and how much it would cost, and also
telling them we were seeking sponsors. We also mailed to 38
stations in surrounding states seeking similar information. If
any station anywhere would like to play this ad as a public
service they are welcome to do so, as Jesus would like to rally
the entire country to stop the anti abortion bill in South
Dakota. If anybody wants the ad email us.