March 23, 2,006
Got Their Buddies, Missed Them
Well, Yoko's spokesman is beginning to speak out
against the seance for John. Maybe they're actually afraid he
might get something through and tell how disappointed he has
become with Yoko! The Afterlife's efforts to try to reach these
people are really gathering momentum. Everybody's getting into
it! Now Al Jolson is going around singing the song that Judy
Garland introduced, "He's Our Hero." The vibrations
that are being raised are tremendous! Any real psychic would be
able to pick them up.
Continuing with what has been happening with our extra
terrestrial friends, if The Imperial renegades on Earth are
expecting their ship to show up, it isn't going to make it. Those
hunting it checked several places where it might be hiding and
found it. They were able to cut the ship off and get close enough
to disable it. Its occupants chose to blow it up rather than
surrender. So our unwanted visitors have got no way home. Those
hunting for them on Earth picked up transmissions using the
cipher we know about. The message read "Where are you? Why
aren't you responding? Have to move." They quickly went to
where the transmission had come from and found the remains of a
makeshift lab. But if any of the virus was there it had been
removed. They also found a great deal of blood, both Imperial
and, native. Apparently there had been some confrontation there,
but everybody involved had survived. They destroyed the equipment
and retreated undetected. Again, there was a great deal of used
rations, American army rations, real ones, not copies. And our
extra terrestrial friends are extremely curious where their
adversaries are getting American army rations.
On another extra terrestrial note there is a race out there that
practices a religion almost the same as Islam! Well, truthfully,
it's exactly the same! They have heard about the problem because
so many insurgents are dying the second death there's not enough
male souls to take care of the women in The Afterlife. They've
offered to send some of their immortal souls to help bridge the
gap until things balance out. They resemble humans but are
different enough so that they wouldn't be able to come in their
material form. The Islamic women have said they will accept them.
So here's another irony. These idiots are blowing themselves up
and destroying themselves forever thinking they'll get into
Paradise, and extra terrestrials are coming from half way across
the galaxy to replace them and comfort their women! These
insurgents are losing out, big time! Of course idiots like this
lose, anyway. Muhammed continues to offer the special reward of
sending some of his people that do exceptional work for him in
Iraq to live a lifetime on that world, remembering their earthly
existence, and to have some of these extra terrestrials come here
to live as Muslims on Earth. Of course things would have to be
far more stable for that to happen. But right now having some of
their male spirits to help keep things in balance will be a
tremendous help!
Gerald's having a little problem at work. One of the young
employees is wearing that obnoxious cologne that just about
knocks him out. Every time he got near Gerald yesterday Gerald
wanted to vomit and by the end of the afternoon Gerald's lips and
fingers were numb, and he was having chest discomfort. He cannot
understand for the life of him, why anyone wears that stuff! It
smells like a dead deer that wasn't properly butchered. It's the
only thing he could compare it with!
Had a nice talk WRMF in south Florida. The news about this seance
with John is bringing people back that we haven't heard from for
a long time!
John made a suggestion to "Jimmy Kimmel, Live!" that
they do a counter seance for free using some local talent from
the Los Angeles area. They'd probably do a lot better than these
people on Pay Per View, and it wouldn't cost anybody anything.
John's also asked them to replay the interviews with us before
the seance. If people would email the show and make that
suggestion he'd appreciate it! The more people making the
suggestion the more they might be interested. Guess that's it for
today!
FOOTNOTE: Still waiting for our income tax return. Our financial situation is on the edge of desperate! As we say, the years you don't need your refund they come flying in, the years that you need them there's always a foul up! We're still mad they shut down the phone filing system and didn't make internet filing easily accessible. It should be that all you have to do is log onto their site, click on "File Your Income Tax Electronically", be able to fill out the form, and send it. This nonsense that you have to get a company's permission to use their electronic filing is stupidity! Next year we'll be going down to the internal revenue office, getting forms, and, an instruction book. We're not even gonna try to print them out again and read the instructions online. It's just too complicated. The IRS should be required to send everybody their forms and instruction book again.
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Saw this little mention on the internet that we thought was kind of funny. "Is it false advertising to call crackers Saltines, if they don't have any salt on them?"