April 29, 2,006
Fulfilling Your Wishes On Kurt
Everybody has been begging us to publish one of Kurt Cobain's songs, and to have Linda sing one. Well, we're still having problems with the singing. Linda simply cannot get Kurt's style. She can't match it. Kurt worked real hard to do a song that could be squeezed into the limits of our acceptability. But it was a song that a man would be singing, not a woman, another reason Linda couldn't do it. But at least with all he is trying to do we will make the lyrics to this one public. He worked so hard on it it's only fair. So we hope everybody enjoys this little ditty!
GOD, YOU'RE GETTIN' FAT!
By; Kurt Cobain
Channeled through: Gerald A. Polley
All rights reserved.
1. Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
You used to be so tiny,
now you are gigant!
Your ass it was so dainty,
now it is so fat!
I can't pass you in the hall,
it's blocking all of that!
2. Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
Those tits they are weapons,
They give an awful whack!
People are complaining
when we're in a crowd,
They have to be careful
when you turn around!
3. Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
I will always love you,
there's no doubt of that!
But if there was a little less,
it wouldn't be so hard!
Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
Lose some of that lard!
4. Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
You broke the recliners,
that was an awful crack!
You need to stop complaining,
about how they're made!
You're just a porker,
that is what's to blame!
5. Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
You had the last baby,
and didn't know it was that,
Til you had a tummy ache,
and we had another brat!
Hey, Mama! Hey, Mama!
God, you're gettin' fat!
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