April 6, 06
What A Rip Off!
Well, here's one of those little kick in the heads that you
don't appreciate when things are going wrong. We cancelled our
cell phone service the other day with AllTel. Our contract was
supposed to be for a year, that's what we signed up for. But when
we contacted them they told us "No! You've signed up for two
years." At first we thought they were wrong, but then
carefully checking the contract we found that the salesman at
Cellular One wrote 24 months in it instead of 12. So we're stuck
paying $200 to have the service turned off. What a rip off! We
guarantee you, we will never have a cell phone again, until the
service becomes like normal phone service and you don't have to
pay all these extra charges. It's just not worth it. And for
sure, we will never have anything to do with this company again!
It is ridiculous that when people are hard up and can't pay their
bills they make them pay $200 to shut off their service. That is
criminal, it is simply criminal!
We've got a final death count from The Dawn Empire....just under
fourteen billion! There's a little confusion that some people may
have died of other things and pushed it over fourteen billion, so
they're officially saying fourteen. This is such a needless
tragedy! No people deserve anything like this, over a third of
their population destroyed! We certainly hope every single
individual involved in this is hunted down and destroyed! Here's
another bit of frustration! We're trying to shut down our paid
accounts at Tripod and Angelfire, and would you believe it, their
systems aren't working! When you log on to modify your accounts
the connections take forever, and then go to the games page
instead of the page to modify your accounts! Nothing is working
right! Tripod used to be fantastic. So was Angelfire. But now
there is virtually no service. There's no 1-800 number you can
call with problems, and there's no direct email to the staff. It
takes 24 to 48 hours to get a reply on a problem, if you get one!
We used to recommend these services to everybody but now it is
very difficult for us to do so.
Gerald was going to get shots for his bad shoulder but because of
the cell phone company he had to cancel it. He's not too happy.
And, too, last Saturday an employee that had been giving him
trouble at work suddenly showed up on the streets again acting
like him and Gerald were old buddies. Gerald simply walked off,
ignoring him, which enraged him! But Gerald just wasn't up to a
confrontation with him right now. The dark ones are just throwing
everything at us they can! They're certainly afraid of something!
This is probably our last email from this address and we are
ending it with a good one! Jesus is taking personal credit for
exposing Brian J. Doyle as an online predator! He says "This
is the kind of workers the government gets when a country's vice
president is a sodomist destroying young people to promote his
daughter's sickness." Jesus says He will do all in His
effort to expose any member of the Bush organization involved in
sodomizing children, male or female. This evil will be stopped!
President Bush has done great things but he will not stop the
sodomizing of God's children, and that will destroy him and ruin
his reputation, because God will not tolerate it.
Hope to have our new service up and going by the first of the
week.
April 7, 2,006
What A Concert!
We didn't think we were going to have the internet today, so
weren't planning on another email. But it's still working and we
got some incredible news so we thought we'd pass it along. The
upcoming sabbath is going to shut down everything in The
Afterlife! Because as soon as the regular celebrations are
through in The Kingdom Of God, there is going to be a special
concert of Beatles & Friends featuring Kurt Cobain in his
first public appearance since entering The Afterlife. Besides
doing several numbers with the band, Kurt will be doing four
solos, entirely new songs he has written for the occasion. The
first will be "I'll Kick Your Ass!" which is an
expression of his feelings for John Lennon.
"Literally," he says "John's my hero and if you
don't like it I'll kick your ass!" He also says a couple of
times, he'll kick something else! Kurt had to get special
permission to sing these songs in The K O G .
The second song is "Georgie, You're a Pordgie, You're Not A
President." I don't think we have to explain who that one's
to! The third song is "Laura, Get Off Your Duff!" In it
Kurt says The First Lady is a great woman, but she needs to get
off her ass and get to work. The final song he will be debuting
is "Yoko Is Full Of Gas!" we won't go into that one any
further! Let's just say it's very unflattering.
This is going to be one of the greatest occasions in The
Afterlife! And its purpose will be to raise power for the
upcoming seance for John, to try to get the truth through that
John is now an Apostle Of Jesus Christ, and has literally saved
the world twice.
We can assure you, this will be a very strange performance for
The Kingdom Of God, but The Ruler Of Heaven has said "Under
these very difficult circumstances it is appropriate for Us to
relax the rules a little bit, and to allow a bit of expression
that we would not normally accept. We're just not going to make a
habit of it."
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The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation's greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us. John F. Kennedy