July 6, 2,006
Muhammed On Jimmy Kimmel's Forum

Well, we had a great 4th! Went up to the capitol building and they had a nice fireworks display and a band concert! Played with half a dozen dogs and talked to a whole bunch of children. That's the best part of these things! Everybody has their little ones out, both human and otherwise. We figure it's been twenty years since we've been to the fireworks! Something always got in the way. Muhammed disappointed. Last time we checked there were only 18 visits to his video about ABC. We're hoping it will pick up after the holiday and more people will be checking it out.
The computer was so bad that we had to take out McAfee. It wouldn't let us log on! To tell you the truth we think it's just about useless. It slows the computer down and just about everything gets through it. The best thing we have is the Spysweeper. It finds the stuff and gets it out. And then we still had to do system restore. Gerald is still mad that people can't use the internet, that a handful of idiots are spoiling it for everyone! He's very surprised some of these attacks have not been from terrorists. But of course the people doing them are just as bad.
Somebody asked if The Kingdom Of God thinks The United States should attack North Korea. The Kingdom Of God says no, that's just exactly what they want them to do. Maybe some very selected air strikes to take out their missile launching positions, but aside from that cut them off, don't let them trade with anyone. The regime can't last forever. Of course if they launch major attacks that's another story. But as long as they're being a nuisance don't play their game! That's The Kingdom Of God's advice on that matter.
We've put up a message at the Jimmy Kimmel forum giving the location of Muhammed's video and telling people how much he wants to be on the show. Unfortunately the forum is being used by a bunch of losers as a personal chat room, and anything pertaining to the show is ignored. They even insult Jimmy on occasion and put up false comments about the show saying "Oh, this is the Jimmy Kimmel forum? Who's he?" We really would appreciate it and Muhammed would appreciate it if some decent people would get in there and start speaking out. Maybe ABC would listen and again make this a forum where you could discuss "Jimmy Kimmel, Live!" not how you looked before your abusive husband.
Oh, the stupid dream keeps right on going! In the latest episode we are working to establish a national headquarters in Bismarck when the Feds pick up a bunch of people that were hired to kill us. They are traced back to the obnoxious gay senator and a fundamentalist minister. The Democrats claim it's a conspiracy to discredit them, that the charges are all false. The millionaire goes on television on Ellen DeGeneris and tearfully makes a plea for Gerald to be a rational human being and accept his intimate desires, and he raises his offer to two million dollars for one passionate kiss in public. DeGeneris asks him why he is doing this and the millionaire says "I know everyone has their price, that anyone will give up religious foolishness if the reward is great enough. I want to show the world this man is like everyone else. Imagine all the good he could do with this money! He could help so many if he would only give up his ignorance and kiss a man. I want to show what a fool he is." Notwithstanding, after this performance we got a considerable bit more support.

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Leftovers In Hollywood

Have you noticed that all the old good people in Hollywood are dying off? Day afer day you hear that another one of them is gone; actors, producers, writers, right across the spectrum from drama, comedy, from everything! Those who lead the Hollywood scene for so long are passing away, while we are left with what can only be called lesser talents. We hear constantly how the Hollywood stars are fighting with each other, that nobody can agree on anything, that everybody is stealing everybody else's wife or, having an affair with someone's girlfriend (or, their boyfriend!). What's causing all this? Well, could it be because of the people that are dying are the last of Hollywood's moral generation? Those that did have their little secrets but they kept them quiet, they didn't go on talk shows and proudly tell people "Oh, I'm a lesbian! I've got a girlfriend and we're adopting a baby and that's just wonderful!" They didn't go to gay weddings, they didn't insult soldiers because they didn't like the war they were sent to fight. They didn't insult decent people because they stood for what was right. What we have now is a whole bunch of spoiled children from the Dr. Spock generation who don't know how to care about anyone else. They are totally self centered and out to get all they can for themselves, and they don't worry about others. They don't help young people get into the business, they might be a threat to their carreer. It's all me, nobody else. That's why they can't keep a wife, that's why they can't keep a husband. That's why some of them can't keep a job! That's why most of the time they're so high on drugs they don't know what they're doing and get in trouble. Yes, the moral generation is passing, and we're stuck with the leftovers. Maybe some day some great actors and actresses will rise in Hollywood again, people that have character and morals, but we're afraid it will be a long time, a very long time! But there are a few exceptions; Jimmy Kimmel, Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, there are still a few of the great souls left!

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