August 21, 2,006
No More Country In LA!

We're rather disappointed. Gerald is dictating a Superman Returns story for our friends, and we thought we would put it up at www.fanfiction.net Unfortunately their upload system is so complicated and so time consuming that we won't be able to do it, which is too bad. Those who have had an opportunity to read parts of the story love it! If anybody knows of any other possible sites that are simpler to use, let us know and we will check them out. Gerald's dream Saturday morning was just pure frustration! He dreamed the police called him from Chicago and wanted to know if he'd ever been in contact with a Mrs. Piddleworth. Gerald told them no and asked why. And the police told him "Well, apparently she says her husband was posting obscene messages to you on the internet because he was a Democrat. She kept telling him it wasn't right but he said he didn't care. So she beat his head in with a hammer." They wanted to be sure we didn't encourage her to do it. Gerald told them they were free to check our phone records that we'd never had contact with her. Boy, Gerald's mind is creative!
Gerald wishes the marks on his shoulder from where Muhammed was attacked would go away quicker. Every time Muhammed sees them in the morning when Gerald is shaving he becomes enraged all over again! We believe that some of the attacks on The Shiite in Iraq are backlash from the bad feelings seeping out of The Afterlife, and We can't control them when Muhammed is so angry.
We have been asked how would we send the person to hell that's making the negative comments on the Jimmy Kimmel Forum, and just being totally ignorant? Well it's simple! When he dies and tries to enter into The Kingdom Of God he will have to put everything he has done into The Book Of Life. The Book Of Life has been programmed to look for the person that was doing this on The Jimmy Kimmel Forum, in August, 2,006. The moment that person puts the information into The Book Of Life that they were doing this, The Book Of Life will notify us and The Angelic Guards will be notified to hold this person. We will come, make a complaint, and that person will be cast out of The Kingdom Of God, go into The Darkness that surrounds The Afterlife where his anguish and pain will destroy him forever. That's what hell really is, the anguish and pain that you have caused others destroys you forever. And we guarantee you, this person will have done nothing that will make them worthy to be forgiven. They'll be miserable to everybody all through their life. They will go to hell! It's that simple! We have the authority to put complaints into The Book Of Life. Of course there is always the possibility that this person will be utterly destroyed before they ever get to The Kingdom Of God to put their deeds in The Book Of Life. But somehow we get the feeling this one will make it, and they'll find out just how stupid they were!
In chapter 23 of "The DaVinci Code" it is mentioned Leonardo DaVinci and others belonged to The Priory Of Sion, and that Leonardo DaVinci headed it for some time. It is true that that organization did exist, but it was only the figurehead for another organization that was sworn to bring back the unity between male and female, and to end the lies of the church that had separated them. It was this organization that was really the important one. It was called The Fellowship of The Light and had chapters in every nation, in every culture. So if one group was destroyed the others would carry on the Work. It was this group that through the ages kept the secrets of old alive, despite every effort of those that would destroy them. They flourished right under their noses, sometimes unknowingly protected by the Catholic leaders, those that were sworn to destroy them. This is always the power of true wisdom, no matter how much the ignorant try to destroy it they never succeed. They are always powerless against the truth.
Country music stars in The Afterlife are absolutely shocked that the only country music station in Los Angeles, KZLA-FM, has been shut down and replaced by "Movin' 93.9" a rhythmic pop station. Johnny Cash and family are rallying the country music people in The Afterlife and asking them to encourage the people in the material world to boycott the advertisers on the new station, and other Emmis Communications stations throughout the country until KZLA-FM is returned to its original format. That this company did this without any warning with no consideration of the listeners, whatsoever, shows their totally irresponsible attitude. We doubt if Johnny will have any success with the current attitude of people in the material world today. Most will probably just give up. To change the format of a station that is the 19th ranked in an area with 80 stations is complete insanity! Especially considering the company says the new format will only make the station the 20th most popular in the area. Everyone in The Afterlife hopes it will become the 79th most popular in the area! We can only wait and see. Some in The Afterlife believe that this may be a result of this station's refusal to play the salute to The Iraqi Troops, "Here's To The Warriors." But we do not think the executives at Emmis respond to The Kingdom Of God. We would seriously doubt it!

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Someone has asked "What's to keep someone from lying when they write down what they have done in The Book Of Life?" Well they can, but when they're done they're asked "Is that everything?" If they say yes, it will be known they're lying, and they will be told to finish their entry or they will not be able to enter into The Kingdom Of God! When they're done again they'll be asked if that's everything again. If they answer "Yes!" and they're still lying, they will be warned that they have one more chance, and if they hide anything a third time they will be banished from The Kingdom Of God forever. You can lie in The Afterlife, but Everybody knows you're lying.

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