August 25, 2,006
Madonna And Bin Laden?

In Tuesday's monologue Jimmy Kimmel mentioned a woman said to be Bin Laden's mistress was saying that Bin Laden was obsessed with Whitney Houston, that he even contemplated having her husband killed. We were laughing about it when Muhammed who was standing by waiting to do some work, said "Oh! That's absolutely true! He was totally obsessed with that woman, not only her, but Madonna! He had even sent some of his people on a scouting mission to see if it was practical to kidnap Madonna so that they could make her produce videos praising their cause, to rally the people. You must understand," Muhammed continued, "with this man you are dealing with a total lunatic, someone who has lost all grip of reality." Maybe somebody should get ahold of this woman and ask her if she could confirm Muhammed's comments. But the idea of Bin Laden and either one of these women is purely ludicrous! We doubt if he could ever bend Madonna to his will, we doubt anybody could! Speaking of Muhammed, it looks like he's having some success in his efforts to push The Syrians into doing something stupid so the world will have to go in and deal with them. Their president saying he won't tolerate foreign troops on the Lebanese border shows how unstable these people are! Who is this idiot to tell the world where troops can be placed in Lebanon? He has no say in Lebanon! Lebanon is not part of Syria! Every day we're waiting for the news reports that Syria has attacked American forces in The Mediterranean, which is Muhammed's goal. Now that the demons have collapsed in Lebanon, The Spiritual Forces are moving into Syria. Give them time, that's all they need!
On another note, we've heard that the young female private who was captured at the beginning of The Iraq War and rescued by American Forces, Jessica Lynch, is expecting a child. The Kingdom Of God sends Its profound congratulations, and Their prayers that all goes well!
John Lennon was having a good laugh over the tabloid story that Paul McCartney got so upset over his upcoming divorce that he had a heart attack. John was down on the floor having one of his fits of laughter! "What's sad," he says, "is so many people actually believe these idiots. The only true stories he's ever seen in these things were the ones they published about our Work. John is a great Soul, but we have to admit some other stories were true, too. We know the people they happened to. But some of the things these tabloids publish are laughable.
The guy that's attacking us on the Jimmy Kimmel forum is doing us a tremendous favor! people are flocking to our web site and, to You Tube! We've got more visits on some of our You Tube sites than we've had in weeks. Some of them have been pretty obnoxious but we've gotten three interesting contacts. It's amazing the people we've come in contact with through that forum! This idiot says nobody ever reads it. We don't think he has any idea! We KNOW he has no idea! The visits to "Muhammed Attacked!" on our web site went up 100 in a single day! Keep it up guy! You're a blessing!


A picture of The Peepians from Kurt Cobain's video "The Thunder Is Coming".

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