August 25, 2,006
Madonna And Bin Laden?
In Tuesday's monologue Jimmy Kimmel mentioned a woman said to
be Bin Laden's mistress was saying that Bin Laden was obsessed
with Whitney Houston, that he even contemplated having her
husband killed. We were laughing about it when Muhammed who was
standing by waiting to do some work, said "Oh! That's
absolutely true! He was totally obsessed with that woman, not
only her, but Madonna! He had even sent some of his people on a
scouting mission to see if it was practical to kidnap Madonna so
that they could make her produce videos praising their cause, to
rally the people. You must understand," Muhammed continued,
"with this man you are dealing with a total lunatic, someone
who has lost all grip of reality." Maybe somebody should get
ahold of this woman and ask her if she could confirm Muhammed's
comments. But the idea of Bin Laden and either one of these women
is purely ludicrous! We doubt if he could ever bend Madonna to
his will, we doubt anybody could! Speaking of Muhammed, it looks
like he's having some success in his efforts to push The Syrians
into doing something stupid so the world will have to go in and
deal with them. Their president saying he won't tolerate foreign
troops on the Lebanese border shows how unstable these people
are! Who is this idiot to tell the world where troops can be
placed in Lebanon? He has no say in Lebanon! Lebanon is not part
of Syria! Every day we're waiting for the news reports that Syria
has attacked American forces in The Mediterranean, which is
Muhammed's goal. Now that the demons have collapsed in Lebanon,
The Spiritual Forces are moving into Syria. Give them time,
that's all they need!
On another note, we've heard that the young female private who
was captured at the beginning of The Iraq War and rescued by
American Forces, Jessica Lynch, is expecting a child. The Kingdom
Of God sends Its profound congratulations, and Their prayers that
all goes well!
John Lennon was having a good laugh over the tabloid story that
Paul McCartney got so upset over his upcoming divorce that he had
a heart attack. John was down on the floor having one of his fits
of laughter! "What's sad," he says, "is so many
people actually believe these idiots. The only true stories he's
ever seen in these things were the ones they published about our
Work. John is a great Soul, but we have to admit some other
stories were true, too. We know the people they happened to. But
some of the things these tabloids publish are laughable.
The guy that's attacking us on the Jimmy Kimmel forum is doing us
a tremendous favor! people are flocking to our web site and, to
You Tube! We've got more visits on some of our You Tube sites
than we've had in weeks. Some of them have been pretty obnoxious
but we've gotten three interesting contacts. It's amazing the
people we've come in contact with through that forum! This idiot
says nobody ever reads it. We don't think he has any idea! We
KNOW he has no idea! The visits to "Muhammed
Attacked!" on our web site went up 100 in a
single day! Keep it up guy! You're a blessing!
A picture of The Peepians from Kurt Cobain's video "The
Thunder Is Coming".