August 26, 2,006
Jimmy Is Still King!
Jimmy Kimmel's skit Wednesday night of Saddam Hussein
listening to Paris Hilton on the headset at his trial cracked
Everybody in The Afterlife up! He's definitely listening to
something because he's not listening to the testimony.
Jesus has asked us to remind people again of the tributes we have
up for Jimmy. He says "Sometimes it's important to remind
people how much someone has done, how important they are. We
don't mind at all!
(As Of October 10, 2,006 The First Two Videos Below Are Only On Our Web Site! Click On The Links To View Them!)
Jimmy's Phenomenal Power
http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/hj/JimmysPhenomenalPower.wmv
Jesus' Salute To Jimmy Kimmel
http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/hj/JesusSaluteToJimmyKimmel.wmv
You Gotta Do The Kimmel Show!
http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/v/JimmyKimmelLive.wmv
We've also been asked "Is Jimmy still number one in the
late night talk show circuit in The Afterlife, and is Jay Leno
still out of the picture?" Yes, Jimmy is number one! His
closest competitor right now is Conan O'Brien, but it's a very
far second. Jimmy is the king of the night as far as Those in The
Afterlife are concerned! Sadly, Jay Leno seems to be dropping off
even more. Since They stopped rebroadcasting his shows into The
Afterlife people seem to be losing all interest. Some of his
remaining fans have asked us to get him to use some of our
material so people in The Afterlife would be interested again.
But he's simply not interested in our kind of thing. So there's
not much we can do. But we wouldn't mind. We've always been fond
of Jay, too, and hate to see him down and out. Of course daytime
talk shows are dominated by the queen, Oprah Winfrey. Number two
is Dr. Phil, now that Tony Danza is in reruns. And before anybody
asks, Ellen Degeneris isn't even rebroadcast. People in The
Afterlife have no interest in it, whatsoever. And no, we would
make no attempt to give her any material! We'd want nothing to do
with her! If we were offered a million dollars we wouldn't be on
her show! But anyway, that's what's going on with the talk shows.
The obnoxious guy posting on The Jimmy Kimmel Forum and
pretending to be us is something beyond belief. We put up
yesterday's comment about the brave young soldier being pregnant
and he made a disgusting remark that she was going to be the
mother of JonBenet Ramsey and her mother. We simply cannot
understand how anyone can be so disgusting! It is beyond our
understanding! We guess decent people can never understand such
filth, minds so depraved! We wish there were more people telling
him off!
Another note; The Kingdom Of God is in complete disagreement with
the astronomers that say Pluto isn't a planet. It isn't inside
the debris belt from the formation of the solar system. It has
enough gravitational force to make it round, more or less, and it
has its own moon. According to The Kingdom Of God's criteria it
is a planet. Of course it's not something that will get somebody
kicked out of The Kingdom Of God, but Jesus has asked that when
we publish text books we will declare that Pluto is a planet, and
we most certainly will!
We must be doing something right! The forces of Darkness are
scared again. They're throwing tornados at us! We've deflected
two in the last two days. This also happened just before we moved
from Fargo. We hope it's not a sign. But Gerald's been having
those dreams again about moving to Hollywood to an apartment
building behind Jimmy Kimmel's theater where we could see the
high school football field out our livingroom window! This is
virtually the same dream Gerald had some time ago, but it's a
little different this time, because there are Arab gentlemen in
it, who seem to be even more generous than the other people were!
We had the apartment, then a suite of offices in a building just
up the street that had people working on several projects. And we
were guaranteed funding for a year. It's just one of those
frustration dreams again, but it keeps picking up each night,
right where it left off, and it's so damned realistic! The scary
thing is, one of the Arab gentlemen in the dream is named Emile,
the same name as the person that is always talking to Muhammed!
Gerald definitely wants to change channels, though, because he
doesn't think there's any possibility of this dream coming true.
Our plans to raise the $2,000 for the MRI on his shoulder fell
through. So there's little chance of getting the money we would
need to move to Hollywood.
Muhammed is still convinced that our only chance for complete
success is for him to make another trip to California and to
appear on "Jimmy Kimmel, Live!" and other ABC shows.
The executives at ABC hold the key to saving mankind. They have
the power to do it. They are the source of power that has enabled
the victories thusfar, and Muhammed feels they are the only ones
that can bring complete victory. But how do we make them
understand the power they possess and get them to use it? An
unanswerable question!
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Why Do Those In The Afterlife Want Earthly T.V.?
We are constantly asked "Why do Those in The Afterlife care what is going on in the material world? Why do They want t.v. shows from the material world broadcast into The Afterlife?" Well, if you were a long way from home wouldn't you want to know what's going on there? If you could get the news from your local t.v. station on the internet wouldn't you check it out from time to time? Wouldn't you want to know what's happening to your loved ones back there? That's why Those in The Afterlife want t.v. shows rebroadcast! It gives Them a link with home. It lets Them know there's still something there. It's that simple!