September 12, 2,007
Liberace To Wed

We've been asked if the demons weren't trying to mess up the MTV awards why did they go so terrible? Why did Britney Spears do so bad? Well, first of all God says anyone that thinks that Britney Spears is too fat better get a serious eye exam! And John Lennon says "Why do they just want these bollemic bitches?" But the creatures of Darkness had nothing to do with the bad showing of the music awards. Another spiritual power that we will not name, was doing their best to make them not too successful. But as far as Britney is concerned, God would still offer her an opportunity to sing several of our songs. He feels she would be very excellent doing "The Daughters Of Heaven" and John Lennon's tribute to the marines. We're sure the marines would love that! There's several others that Britney could do. She could always give Demetrius & Alura a call and check out their web site. She would be great on the CD to raise money for the troops' mortages! But they really should've invited God to the awards! That probably would've made things a lot better.
We were asked why Liberace didn't take part in the jam session Sunday with Beatles & Friends and Kurt Cobain And The Wonders. Well, they were thinking about putting another piano on the roof and having him play from there. But unfortuantely Liberace just wasn't up to it. Something else is occupying his interests other than performing right now. He came to John Lennon Monday morning and said "My lady and I would like to make it official! Would you be so kind as to officiate at the services?" John said "Most certainly! I would be delighted!" So after the regular ceremonies next sabbath Liberace and his lady will be joined before The Holiest Of All, where John and his lady were married. It's turning into quite an event! Going to be one of those special occasions. We hope nothing comes along to mess it up! But these are the most incredible times! We've been asked about Liberce's companion's name. But she has requested that we not release it. She kept the fact that she was a lesbian a secret from her family all her life, and she doesn't want it to become public now. So that's going to have to be one of those mysteries that will never be known. The lady's privacy must be respected!
We were asked why we didn't mention 9/11 in yesterday's email. Well, The Kingdom Of God figured that would be talked about enough. We wanted to spend our resources talking about those who were going after the purportrators. The victims of 9/11 would really appreciate if people would let it go and concentrate on the new victims in Darfur and other places. They consider their day has passed.
Many people ask "Why is God's song "Oh Children, Come" directed to the people of Los Angeles, alone? Why isn't it directed to the entire world?" Well, of course the song is directed to the entire world! It applies to the entire world. But God is dedicating it especially to the people of Los Angeles because they are especially needed in this time and place. That is where the creatures of Darkness are concentrating their attacks to try to keep God from being heard, to destroy Jesus. So that is where God is concentrating His power the greatest. But of course the song is for others, too.
Gerald can't help but think the latest shoes retired to the goodie box must have a phenomenal charge of psychokenitic energy! He wore them while working with Muhammed, Jesus, and God! The laces, alone would probably knock any demon out within a mile! Muhammed keeps saying we're going to need thousands of artifacts for all our churches, and Muhammed's people don't even believe in relics! But we definitely aren't keeping our prune pits!
In Tuesday's "Here's Jesus!" we feature a question from January, 2,003, "Exactly how does prayer work?" and a new one answered by God, "Could people pray for the saints, not to them?" You won't want to miss this one!

http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/hj/2007/September/PrayForTheSaints.mp3

The Kingdom Of God is just rocking! They are destroying demon feeding stations around the world! The latest one was Big Creek, West Virginia, where six white people were arrested for kidnapping and torturing a colored woman. Plus that, the notorious drug dealer, Diego Leon Montoya Sanchez, was seized in Bogota, Columbia, hiding in the bushes in his underwear, showing what a whimp he was! The Kingdom Of God credits all of this to Its success in Los Angeles! Imagine what They could do with some more success!
We've been asked to comment on what The Kingdom Of God thinks about all the attention Bin Laden's getting because he's colored his beard. They love it! It shows the world how arrogant and vain he is. He's trying to look younger, more manly, more of a warrior. Of course it's very hard for a coward that hides under rocks and sends retarded young men out to blow themselves up to look like anything besides a coward! But he's trying to impress the feeble minded. Let's hope he doesn't have too much success! If We could trace a large shipment of hair dye to some place in Pakistan, we might know where to drop the bombs!

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