DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!
By; Gerald A. Polley
I have often said that over the years some of the cooks I've
worked with haven't been all that bright, to say the least. I was
working at a restaurant at a busy airport and we had daily visits
to our dumpster by a skunk for over three months. We were going
through cooks at that period like one every few days. The skunk
was really no problem. When you went down by the dumpster you
merely opened the door to the outside, banged on it a couple of
times, the skunk's head would pop out of the dumpster, he'd drop
to the ground a considerable distance for a skunk, and waddle off
to watch you for a time until you left the dumpster and then he'd
come back when you left. I had taken to leaving scraps by the
curb so he wouldn't have to climb in. I found he was a vegatarian
and had a great fondness for celery ends.
Well, we warned everybody coming to work that he was down there
and not to bother him. We had a big, overbearing cook start
working that nobody liked almost immediately. Smoking was still
allowed in the break area at that time, but for some reason he
wanted to go outside and smoke. Apparently he was down back
smoking when the skunk headed back for some of the goodies I'd
left him, and the cook picked up something and threw it at the
skunk. The skunk got him right up the nose! I heard the
screaming, ran downstairs, the skunk was waiting patiently under
the gas tank for me to remove this offensive person. It ended up
we had to take him to the hospital and he had to stay there for
three days! You do not want to inhale skunk spray! Anyway, the
only reason the guy came back was to get his paycheck. He had no
intention of working there any more. When the skunk finally
disappeared everybody kind of felt bad he kept the riff raff
away. But there were no reports of him getting run over or
anything, so we think he headed back for the woods for the
winter. But being a country boy I was smart enough not to mess
with a skunk. We wish everybody else was! The dumpster area just
about took your breath away for two weeks until it finally died
out. We tried everything; industrial deoderizer was sprayed on
the walls, I scrubbed them several times to no avail.
Let's face it, what mother nature produces man has a very hard
time coping with! People have tried but they've never quite come
up with anything as good as skunk oil!
THE END
Gerald holding the chair that collapsed under him during the Easter battle. Linda in her sling for her broken arm. The demons are causing all kinds of trouble!