April 27, 2,007
Bye Bye Rosie!
The Kingdom Of God overjoyed with the reports that Rosie
O'Donnell is leaving "The View"! They consider her one
of the greatest creatures of Darkness on Earth, only surpassed by
Hillary Clinton! She has destroyed the souls of thousands of
young women. All kinds of crazy rumors are flying, none that we
can repeat. But we will be watching the news constantly to see if
any of them bear fruit. Kurt Cobain has already written a song
entitled "Bye Bye Rosie!" We are afraid that it is one
of those that we cannot publish. It is a no holes barred, knock
her down and stomp on her and uses language that is not repeated
in The Kingdom Of God and is only sung in other parts of The
Afterlife. Kurt's in a really bad mood because Jesus wrote a
little jingle for somebody using the music to "Are They
Prophets Or Are They Not?" and it wasn't accepted, or,
hasn't been yet. There is still some hope that it will be.
Unfortunately Rosie came along when he needed to vent his
frustrations, and did he vent his frustrations! We don't want to
get a reputation like the rappers so this one is just going to
have to go by. Kurt will probably get special permission to sing
it at concerts but not have it broadcasted. It's not that
everything he says isn't true, but in The Kingdom Of God there
are limits!
The Kingdom Of God continues the struggle, however. God has
announced that He and His Companion, God The Mother, will touch
every single living person in Ellsworth some time between sunset
Friday and sunset Sunday. They will try to empower every single
person that will receive Their blessing, man, woman, and child,
within a ten mile radius of Ellsworth. The demons will definitely
be fighting this! But to show how great is Their power at the
same time Jesus and Mary Magdalene will be empowering every
single person within a ten mile radius of Hollywood! Moses and
his wife will be empowering every person within ten miles of
Dallas, Texas. And Father Abraham and his wife will be empowering
everyone within ten miles of Bismarck, North Dakota. That The
Kingdom Of God is putting forth such an effort is unprecidented.
But God wants to reach everyone that is supporting Him, everyone
that is helping Him, and have either Himself or one of His
Followers fill them with His glory. The demons will not be able
to tolerate this. They will have to fight back!
Mama Cass is irate! She's just absolutely distraught because we
had to remove the phrase 'dear one' from her message or CBS would
block them out of their emails as spam because this phrase is
often used in Nigerian spam. "I'm not Nigerian!" Mama
Cass screams. "Why can't I express myself my way? What is
the matter with the world? You can't talk to your friends the way
you want to talk to them because a bunch of thieves in a third
rate country use a phrase that you love? Somebody ought to wake
up! Somebody really ought to wake up! Decent people are being
punished because of the crooks. Nice people can't communicate
because of the perverts! It's a sad, sad world!" We can't
argue with Mama at all. It is a sad, sad world!
In Thursday's "Here's Jesus!" we continue our special
October 2,002 week with WEGR, Memphis, TN in the first segment in
which Jesus answers the question from a caller "Will Bin
Laden go to Heaven?" In the second segment He answers an
April, 2,007 question "Does The Kingdom Of God think Bin
Laden is dead?" Great and informative stuff as always! You
really should check this one out! May 5th's "Here's
Jesus!" is going to be a blockbuster! He answers two
comments from Salma Hayek. He wishes so much he could meet her on
television the day it is released and hear her response
personally!
http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/hj/2007/April/SnowballInHell.mp3
Here's an endorsement from an old friend. It seems like only
yesterday we did this interview! Unfortunately it's not on line
any more. We still dream of hiring a typist and catching up on
some of this work, maybe two or three of them! Anybody got a
couple of million dollars? Just kidding! What we need is a
publisher!
W.C. Fields here! I want to say a few words about Speakers Gerald
& Linda Polley. They're rather oddballs. They always tell the
truth, they like little children, they think babies are cute, and
they adore dogs. Despite all these strange behaviors I consider
them some of the most wonderful people I have ever had the good
fortune to know! When I was asked to do an interview with them I
thought "Now, this is a real oddity!" But from the
moment of that meeting I have watched every effort they have made
with pride, in the knowledge that I knew them, and I wish so much
the whole world would know them, because it is losing out that it
does not. For surely, they could take away many of its woes.
Everyone tries to give something to identify themselves with.
Well, I'm so well known, that I don't think I could come up with
anything that's a secret, that everybody in the world doesn't
know. But I will say this. I never cared much for anyone that
would not share a sociable drink with me. I did not think anyone
that would not drink didn't have much character. But I will tell
you, if I was alive today I would go anywhere, and do anything
for Gerald Polley. And I would never take a drink in his
presence. Just as soon as I was safely away from him, I'd
probably empty a bottle of burbon. But I would not drink in his
presence or would I ask him to drink. And if anyone thinks this
isn't enough to identify me, they're one of these aliens that
have come from another world and are hiding out on earth, and
don't know a damned thing about me! W.C. Fields, A Resident Of
The Kingdom Of God, Though I Have No Idea Why They Permit Me To
Be Here, And A Servant Of Jesus Christ Who I Deeply Admire
Because He Can Turn Water Into WIne, Among Other Marvelous
Things, And Really, Really Cares About People, Something
Everybody Else Should Do.