It has been confirmed that what happened to Gerald Tuesday definitely was a psychic attack! Though God is a little bit upset He decided that extra protection had to be dispatched to Los Angeles. So He has drawn off His Archangels, Heaven's Finest, and sent Them to watch over Kevin & Bean and, Jimmy Kimmel. God sent an audio message to Kevin & Bean explaining what's going on. These are the most incredible times! Things are happening beyond compare. There must be some way we can make it known to the world!
Oh, someone asked what's been going on with Gerald's dreams? Well, fortunately the one about the guy wanting to kiss him has stopped, and we've gone back to the one where the people show up at work with a general's uniform and say that Gerald has been called back to active duty, and that he is in charge of a special unit going on a special mission. Boy! Gerald would like to have that dream come true! The little marine captain that is in charge of taking care of him could be a fashion model! That's the kind of dreams you like to have! And his unit was kicking some major terrorist butt! These are the kind of dreams that Gerald likes! He had one the other night though, that We can't report. It was simply too weird, even for Gerald!
In Thursday's "Here's Jesus!" we feature two new questions answered by God. "People are saying You can't be God because You're showing a sense of humor that would be very unbecoming to God. What do You say to that?" and, "People say You're far too liberal concerning the male/female relationship that because of this they don't believe You're God! What do You think of this? One hilarious but important episode you won't want to miss!

The question has arisen "You've said there's no demonistic activity within the spiritual barriers protecting Los Angeles, so why is God sending His Archangels?" The Archangels are sent to protect against people like us, people that have psychic powers and might use them wrongly to attack those doing God's work. It is The Archangels that will draw off any psychic attack sent against God's Workers, multiply it a hundred times, and send it back to the one attacking. The result is usually fatal. The creatures of Darkness are getting desperate. They have sacrificed their living workers before in useless attacks on Us in the hopes of disrupting Our power. This is what God is trying to protect against, not demonistic attacks,. but attacks from the living that have powers like ours. Unfortunately, there are some who use these powers for their own lust and greed, not to serve mankind. They don't usually get to use them long, but they do use them!
God wants us to send a message to those people who are entertaining themselves by making dogs fight each other, sometimes to the death. "You have an enemy, actually two enemies! Demetrius and I are dog lovers. To us the words man's best friend is an absolute truth, and we believe that anyone who would abuse a dog would abuse a child. And that it is a crime punishable by eternal death. The hunter is on the wind and you are his prey! Stop this activity at once! Every effort will be made by The Forces Of The Kingdom Of God to destroy everyone involved in this sickness. It is an abomination. They will be shown no mercy, given no pity or no compassion. Whenever possible The Kingdom Of God will see to their total and complete destruction, to their utter humiliation. Those who love animals will protect them from those who would use them for their perverted amusement. You have been warned! The Forces Of The Kingdom Of God have been instructed to hunt and destroy you." This ends God's comments.

As we talk about the possibility of establishing our colonies on Earth and returning to the stars, people ask "If people in the material world can't exist without an Afterlife, how will the people on these colony ships survive?" Well, simply they'll have to take an Afterlife with Them! For each living person on the ships three spirits will have to accompany Them! So if there's three-thousand people on a ship there would have to be 9,000 spirits! That would be more than enough to sustain a colony when They arrive someplace. They would also need microorganisms creating new souls, and probably some primitive souls, animals, as well. Their ships would have to be living biospheres. Right now We've got plenty of surplus souls on Earth. We could probably send out twenty fleets of colony ships and still have plenty of Haven, Hashon, and Peepian Souls on Earth because when the ships that brought Our Ancestors here arrived they just didn't bring the people in the ships, but millions of Souls from the worlds that had been destroyed, as well! And They have all been patiently waiting for bodies that can house them so We can return to the stars and find Our own homes. The colony ships will have to take some cemetaries, too, the remains of some of Their Ancestors to start cemetaries on Their new worlds so that The Afterlifes will be anchored there. This might not really be necessary, but it's an age old tradition. We have learned from Our failures in ages passed, and know what We need to establish thriving colonies, not just people, but plants and animals so that the people have enough ectoplasmic energy to sustain Them. We'll make it work!