Linda was checking out LA Thursday night, still trying to find that apartment that we're looking for across from the high school when she came across an ad that said "Business suites available in the El Capitan building," apparently where Jimmy Kimmel's theater is. Wouldn't that be phenomenal? "Californians For Polley, suite 46, El Capitan Building, Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood"? That would be something else! If we could find the apartment by the high school we'd only have to walk around the corner!
In Friday's "Here's Jesus!" there is an old episode from August, 2,003, "Do You know who is sending us mysterious spiritual energy or does it have to do with the troops killing Hussein's sons?" and an update in segment 2 "Were those generating this power ever found?" Yet another fantastic episode!

Sent an email to the paster of the World Overcomers church in Tennessee. God was really impressed with his anal sex sermon and really would like to have him join our efforts. We also emailed to a couple of Catholic bishops in Iowa telling them that God would visit them and encourage them to support our efforts, that this was an opportunity to redeem themselves with the world. Would be nice if they'd accept, but we doubt it. They'll march joyously on to oblivion, still thinking that their fellow priests can give them absolution and they don't have to do anything.
Speaking of California Gerald came across an article where Arnold will be suing the federal government because they will not let him have higher emmission standards than those set nationally. Come on, George, wake up! Set benchmarks, what you'd like to see people achieve. And if they want to do better let them go for it! California's one of the greatest problems. If we can make a substantial difference there, it'll show what we can do in the rest of the country. Gerald will be supporting Arnold in this effort because we guarantee if he's president and a state wants higher standards they can have them! We've got to solve this problem. Unfortunately President Bush is listening to some very bad advice. He has people around him that think global warming is a joke, and it will simply go away by itself. By the time they realize how wrong they are the world will be dead! Come on, Arnold! Let's get together and make some progress in California before you go off with Gerald to Washington!
This was the day that we were supposed to be in Iraq, speaking of The Bushes, and tomorrow we were supposed to be in Afghanistan. But maybe after the first of the year. But Father Abraham does not have much more time that he can be of help. His power will start to dwindle soon.
Somebody laughed when we said that all The Prophets and all The Sons Of Israel have been reborn and are in the material world. Why would God send such losers back? we were asked. Well, anyone that considers The Prophets losers, that does not recognized what they accomplished, has a serious problem! And Israel's brothers all mended their ways and have done an excellent job of leading Their tribes in The Kingdom Of God, and are doing a good job on Earth. If we could only get Them all together! But God is a great recycler, and He tends to use His best over and over again.
Still had no luck finding out if the guy sending us the emails is actually the owner of Coast Classics in San Diego. The email to one of the TV stations we sent came back. But every time Gerald looks at that email and reads the Kool Aid phrase he gets very, very irate! Of course you know he's referring to Heaven's Gate. That idiot may have cost us the world! We don't like it being insinuated that we're teaching the same things he did. No aliens are coming to take us away! We will be developing the technology and building our own ships and going on our way.
Oh! Got a very angry response saying that we didn't understand the illegal alien situation, and that we couldn't punish their children by taking away their American citizenship. That was an absolutely proposterous idea! They're innocent, they haven't committed any crime. Why don't people understand the word "illegal"? These people aren't supposed to be here! They're violating the law! One of the main reasons they come is so their children can be American citizens. Take that away from them, ship their children back with them to their countries of origin, and a lot of them won't even bother to come. The reward they're seeking won't be there. We'll make the system fair, but these people are cheating, they're taking advantage of the law to better themselves, to better their children. And that has to stop.
There's going to be the biggest Christmas celebration in The Afterlife than They've had in many years! Of course Everybody will still be reaching out to Their loved ones, but it won't be as intense as it has been in previous years.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
( Dwight D. Eisenhower )