An Open Letter From Buddha Who Is Called The Enlightened
To George W. Bush, President Of The United States

Greetings To A True Protector Of His People!

With the consent of The Commander Of Hosts I have sent a letter to your wife asking her to request of The Dalai Lama that he raise troops for the liberation of Georgia. I ask you to seek financial assistance for this effort without having to use funds from The American Peoples' taxes, that there are those in Europe and The United States that follow me with the means to support such an effort. I request that you seek them out and encourage them to raise the funds to arm and feed these troops while they are in the field, and, to pay their salary. I do not think this is an unworthy idea. Those who have been blessed in your great country and have received of its bounty should be willing to share and support those in need. I am quite sure the communists in China will not appreciate Tibetans engaged in military operations. I wish you tell tell them in no uncertain terms, that who will fight for liberty is none of their business, and those that wish to defend the innocent should be allowed to do so, and for them to mind their own business.

I have asked your wife to use her authority and present a gift to my people to encourage them to take part in this effort. I ask you to support her in this, to let the world know the authority that God has given her, and the power she has to reward those that will serve The Father Of This World and protect the innocent.

All are with you in this great struggle. I beseech you to turn against these corrupt candidates that are now seeking to replace you, and to support Demetrius, Speaker Gerald Polley, in their stead. For I do believe he will make a most excellent leader of your nation while your most esteemed wife is gaining more power and in eight years will replace him. Some will say that Demetrius is merely a puppet who will carry on your programs. I wish you to state to people very clearly that this is not the case. His Peace Proposal In The Middle East is totally different from yours, his aggressiveness in dealing with problems will be far more than yours. Though he will be equal in his desire to help those in need he has new ideas that are foreign to the political system, because he follows the ways of God, and not politics.

A man's true greatness comes from his ability to see that he has journeyed down the wrong path and that someone is standing on the right road and beckoning him to come this way and to travel with him. It is the wisest of men that turns around, walks back, joins the other traveller and follows him on the path of Enlightenment. Take it from one who has made that journey. It is indeed, the way to go! Do not let what you have done fade away! Do not let it be ridiculed. Have one succeed you that will praise it as the foundation from which he is working on to make a better world.

An Open Letter From Jesus Of Nazareth, Called The Christ
To First Lady Laura Bush

Most Profound Greetings To God's Most Glorious Daughter!

I am afraid I must continue to declare your authority as the head of Christianity in The United States. God has prepared a Covenant with The Confederate Troops that He wishes to serve in the force to liberate Georgia. It is below. It will not be valid without your signature. You would have to be the one to issue them to those that would serve. Demetrius' signature would only be valid to bear witness for his people, that this agreement was made with God. It would be your signature as God's representative in The United States that would make this Covenant legal. God would suggest that troops that serve in this effort from The United States, itself, be given a similar contract. But that cannot be determined until you accept responsibility for the dispersal of this world's territories and fulfill God's desires. As Vice President of The United States during Demetrius' administration it would be your responsibility to distribute these territories not only to The United States but to those Christian nations that serve Us around the world until the territories of this new world are legally distributed. It will be a side mission of your Vice Presidency to have this done before Demetrius' term of office ends, so that all will serve Us will be justly rewarded. I am making this statement here so the world will know that this is your responsibility and can only be done if you are Demetrius' Vice President.

One further thing. It has been suggested that this new world be named Nazarene in my honor. I do not particularly like that name, and I would actually prefer something else. So I leave it to you to gather a committee as soon as possible. I would like your gracious husband to take part, the vice president and his wife, and decide on a name for this new home of the Earth's Christian Peoples in the stars, a small extra duty I must give you. The Muslim People are quite content that their world shall be called Muhammedan. Let Us give The Christian Peoples something as appropriate.