V22 N2 P17

January 19, 2,008
What John Would Sell!

This L. Ron Hubbard spirit continues to be a nuisance and Everyone will be glad when he is reborn! He keeps telling Everyone that Gerald is Shubon Ka, the great destroyer, and that he has devastated the Voltarian empire leaving only havoc and destruction, that his people must be told that he is The Clear Of The Clear, the most enlightened of the enlightened and they must follow him out of the darkness. We don't know where these spirits are coming from. They are helpful in that they are buying us time to fix the problem here on Earth, but we still have to do a lot of work. They won't solve the problem. We wish they could! But unless We stop all these souls from dying, from suffering eternal death, we're still going to lose! We're doing better, We're more powerful than We have ever been before and with each email we're sending out the power is growing. We just need to put it together! Back in October, 2,005, Jesus told everyone in a "Here's Jesus!" episode that He couldn't carry a tune in a bushel basket, but He recently proved that isn't so with His incredible performance in "Jesus Christ, Superstar"! We were curious as to how this came about, and Jesus' answer was "I had lessons! While We were standing around night after night, waiting for the creatures of Darkness to make their next attack John Lennon gave me singing lessons. With such a phenomenal teacher it didn't take me long to pick it up." Well, we would say that the creatures of Darkness are a general nuisance but in this particular case they did the world a great favor, or, the people in The Afterlife, anyway! Gerald got a little bit of ambition and packed some more of the goodies that were in the closet for icons, or relics or whatever you want to call them. One of them was Linda's zebra shirt that she wore in the first publicity pictures we ever did for John's work. Now that ought to be something that would be worth something some day! Here's the link to the pictures showing her wearing it.

John Lennon rather shocked Gerald when he said that we're so desperate for money we ought to sell our big placque of The Beatles and the felt picture of him. He says of course we shouldn't let them go for anything less than a thousand dollars. John's a dreamer! We would hate to part with them but if somebody was to knock on the door and put a thousand dollars in our hand we would probably let them go. They can be seen in the old tour Jesus did of our apartment here in Bismarck. along with a lot of other things. Here's the link to that.

Gerald had a dream about somebody coming from Sotheby's and packing our Star Trek books and our psychic books, the "Here's Jesus!" tapes and anything else he could lay his hands on and giving us a $300,000 advance and saying that we'd probably bring in two or three million. Gerald has the most phenomenal dreams! That's one he'd like to have come true!
Found some more cute articles about us on the internet. People think the presidential campaign is really funny. We wish we could get them to take it seriously. We mailed The Mormons' letter to their main temple in Los Angeles. Let's hope that address is right and it doesn't come back undeliverable! But Joseph Smith is very disappointed. He thought we had a very good chance with the people at the North Hollywood church but he'll work on the people at the main temple and hopefully they will accept God's praise and join the effort. But we're not gonna count on it until we see it. We've had far too many disappointments.
Got a nice email from one of the Christian radio stations we emailed to. They don't endorse political candidates, but they liked the way Gerald expressed himself and wished us luck. Some day we're going to hit the right people! We know there are a lot of people out there that support abortion and are against homosexuality. The thing is to find them! Got one note from a priest that said we could never get The Catholics to work with us because we supported abortion on demand and were Spiritists. Yes, it's going to be a problem getting The Catholics to overcome their prejudice and accept that God empowers people of other faiths too, and that the blasphemy of their anti abortion campaign is threatening to destroy The Kingdom Of God. But the popes want them or, a good many of them, to join the effort, to set aside these things for the common good. We can only try to fulfill their wishes. Gerald would still like to meet with The Pope so they could discuss ending celibacy and making Mary Magdalene The Queen Of Heaven. That would be a good start to making them right with God.

He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,
Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.
But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.

( Matthew 19: 18-22 )