An Open Letter From Speaker Gerald Polley,
Representative Of The Kingdoms Of God And The Grand Alliance
To The President Of Pakistan

Most Profound Greetings!

First of all let me say that over all I am a representative of the God that you call Allah, that The Hindus call Brahma, and that The Christians call God The Father. I have His full authority. He considers me His soul true representative on Earth. He is aware that because of the terrorist attack in Mumbai in India you are in a very difficult position. God wishes to make that position easier for you by offering you my services. Understand I am not offering you my services. God is my superior, God is my boss. He is offering you my services. He wants you to give me complete authority in dealing with the situation in India, to be His representative both to The Islamic People and The Indian People, and to have me carry out the solution to this problem that he wants. In this way you or none of the politicians or military officers in Pakistan could be held accountable for the actions that are taken. I would be your superior in this matter and you would be following my instructions. The responsibility for these matters would be completely mine. Any criticism, any blame would fall on me. In this way you and those serving you would be kept blameless. This is God's desire. You do not have to make this decision alone. God would that you publish this letter in all newspapers in Pakistan and have the people voice their opinion rather or not you should accept God's proposal and acquire my services, and send for the instructions that I am holding for you. But God truly wants to lift this burden from your shoulders and from the shoulders of any other leader in Pakistan, so in the future it can be said "The servant of God did this. The people of Pakistan were following his instructions. They were obedient to God and cannot be held accountable." So when the day comes that you go to enter Paradise no man can speak against you, for you did your duty following The Voice Of God. Again I tell you, as I have told you in letters before, that I prefer to pay my own way. I have many fiction stories that I would like to have translated into Arabic and sold in Muslim countries. If you desire to acquire my services I would appreciate it if you would arrange to have some of these books sold in Pakistan. The only thing I would require of you would be transportation and food and lodging if it becomes necessary for me to travel to Pakistan. This is our tradition. Whatever else is given in praise of our service we can accept. But that is strictly voluntary. We are servants of God. We do not charge for doing God's work. As an example of what I mean John Lennon, the former rock star with The Beatles, is now a servant of Jesus Of Nazareth, Called The Christ. We have worked with him for many years. It is his tradition to have me write a short story each Christmas and put it up online for our friends. He considers it his Christmas gift to the world. Our latest story is now up. Here is the link.

Unfortunately I am unable to travel right now. We have a serious difficulty that we are trying to solve. But as soon as that matter can be remedied I would certainly be willing to visit you and do what I can to assist you on your own ground.
There is a problem developing though, that you should be aware of. When the next administration takes power I will not be able to associate with them because they are unGodly. They have appointed a lesbian, a creature of Darkness to be secretary of state, which is completely unacceptable to God. As long as she holds this office a servant of God can have nothing to do with The American Government. This would be absolutely forbidden. We do not associate with a woman who is telling young women to have sex with other women, or young men to have sex with men. Such unGodly practices are totally unacceptable. Therefore there will be a serious problem with dealing with The United States. We hope this is a matter that The Islamic People will understand, but obviously when this government takes power they will be acting against God and God's servants. So the sooner we establish a relationship the better.
God is offering The Islamic People mercy. He wants to save as many souls as He can, to keep them from suffering eternal death. If we can cooperate He is sure we can accomplish this, because He believes the majority of Islamic people know what the terrorists are doing is completely wrong and must be stopped. A pregnant woman was murdered by gunmen. This must be answered for. Those responsible must be brought to justice. There are no people anywhere in the world that can call themselves righteous and accept such an act!
I would very much like to hear from your ambassador in Washington in the hopes that some arrangement can be made for us to communicate, for you to hear God's desires in these matters.