V23 N11 P29

Ladies, I hadn't intended an email this morning but something very important has arisen that would be of interest to your children, for it is offered to them if you will serve. Chairman Mao of China did not like the current offer that is going out to the auxillery protectors, that only five worlds are being offered at this time for those that will serve, and the auxilleries, such as The Chinese and the Japanese would only get a tenth of them. He wanted a better deal. So he came directly to me and said "Look! I do want The Chinese People to serve, but I want their protector to have a better deal. This is what I suggest.
I know nothing more can be done in the hundred year time cycle, but what about a thousand years from now? Things ought to be vastly improved by then. .So this is what I propose. If the Chinese protector will accept power and glory at this time equal to that of Lord Peter, and serve Demetrius and Sarah in the campaign to save your children, in a thousand years she would be given power and glory equal to your own and a separate world for her to rule over that would be colonized exclusively by The People Of China. Perhaps some others would be added who chose at this time to help The Chinese People in their efforts, but as a reward for their cooperation now The Chinese People would get their own goddess and their own world. A thousand years seems like a lot, but to Us it's the blink of an eye, it's tomorrow. The goddesses from China and Japan can begin to select people for their Afterlifes but not segregate them until 900 years from now to give them 100 years to establish a separate Afterlife to be taken to the new world. I think this is a reasonable deal that you and The Children Of The Lords would be more than capable of arranging.
Oh! And I want the children of Maria Schwarzenegger and Kate Gosselin to also be offered the same deal. If their parents serve Us, and they serve Us, in a thousand years they get power and glory equal to yours, and, their own worlds. My people are saying you should be able to make 100 such offers, without straining the future at all, that The History Of The Old Worlds shows that a race could easily expand into space at this rate. Wouldn't it be reasonable to make such an offer considering the benefit you would receive? The support of The Chinese People is vital to you, as well as The Japanese, and neither would be able to take part in this offer without supporting the Korean protector and making her functional. Can we make the offer?"
"Well," I answered, "you do put forth an interesting proposal! I'm not exactly sure. I could fulfill my part, I'm sure, in a thousand years. Let's go talk to The Lord Of Morning. If his people would agree to it I'll agree to it." So We went to see the great Ruler of The Children Of The Lords. He listened to the proposal with interest. "As the good Chairman says," he commented afterwards, "in a thousand years We should be well able to fulfill the terms of this agreement. And I believe his people are quite right. We could extend perhaps 100 such offers. However, We will have to be sparing with them. I don't think that many would be appropriate. Let's give Ourselves some working room. But I do not think the current numbers are unreasonable. The minor protectors of each religion and the special ones I think We have more than enough capability. My people will back the agreement. But I will want Demetrius supervising, seeing to it that the young women aren't pressured into making decisions. The responsibility of distributing the land on the new worlds will be theirs. No one should try to usurp that right. This must be protected. But I will approve! The offer most certainly can be made."
So there it is! That's what Chairman Mao has arranged. Now, Maria, I will speak directly to your children and tell them what is being offered. Katherine, Christina, Patrick and Christopher, here is what I am offering you. If you will get your parents to serve me now, ask them to turn against the homosexuals, stop supporting the legalization of marijuana, and help me save my children, help me arrange the moving of my headquarters to Los Angeles, and support your mother in my efforts to get Speaker Gerald Polley elected president of The United States, I will, at this time, give you power and glory equal to that of Lord Peter if you continue to serve my efforts the rest of your lives. A thousand years from now I will give you power equal to my own, and a world to rule over in the stars exactly the way I rule over this one. This is what is offered to you if you will join the battle to save my children, fame and glory on Earth and a world to rule in the stars. I think this is quite a reasonable offer, a most gracious reward for doing my will, for being one of the chosen. But you may only have it if your mother and father join me. These are desperate times. I need my most powerful servants. You have all been sent into the world to do my glory. I ask you to encourage your parents to do what is right so you may receive what is yours. I also ask you to join me in my march through San Francisco Christmas Day and to organize the young people in California in that effort, to help me organize the childrens' buyers' strike for Christmas.