Be it known to all that Elgard Odinson, Lord Odin's representative on Earth, has presented to me a petition concerning Rabbi Denise Eger, head of Southern California's board of rabbis. Eger, 49, serves as the rabbi of West Hollywood's gay and lesbian oriented Reform synagogue, Congregation Kol Ami, stating that this individual is a false teacher, claiming to represent me, but is actually a priestess of Baal sodomizing my children and destroying their souls, that she is in truth a creature of Darkness, a thing of profound evil that is destroying many. Elgard requests of me that I remove this person's name from The Book Of Life and warn all of The Children Of Israel that they should separate themselves from this false congregation and condemn them and forbid any of their children from associating with them. I salute Elgard for bringing this matter to my attention, and I fulfill his request exactly.
I do hereby declare that this foul creature is indeed a demon, a creature of Darkness, and a priestess of Baal, for she is teaching young men to wed men and young women to wed women, an abomination unacceptable to the people of Israel. Therefore I strike her name from The Book Of Life and the names of every individual who belongs to this synagogue of damnation that she leads. However, being a merciful God I will restore any individuals that leave this congregation and join a righteous congregation that opposes the ways of Baal and does not support the marriage of men to men and women to women. If they join me in righteousness they will be accepted by the Patriarch of their tribe and admitted into The Kingdom Of Israel. But any that continue to follow this priestess of Baal, the people of Israel's mortal enemies, shall not be accepted and shall not dwell with their brethren. There shall be no place for them in my Kingdoms. Only the righteous may enter my Kingdoms.
My teaching is clear and beyond question. Moses gave the people of Israel the Laws and one of those Laws clearly states "Honor thy father and thy mother." It does not say honor your father and your father, or, your mother and your mother. It says clearly, "Honor your father and your mother." That is all there is. It is my Law and there is nothing else! Any that proclaim that anything else is acceptable is not of my house, is a creature of Darkness and a worshipper of Baal. Put them out! Put them out immediately and be pure! Those who will not, those who say "I will be kind to those that are different, that desire different things," will be cast out of my Kingdoms, will be destroyed forever. I try to establish another Kingdom that may yet give them eternal life, but I will be done with them. If they defy my Law, if they stand against me I will cast them out to eternal death. The good must be separated from the evil. Those who would destroy their children for pleasure must be stopped!
So I make this Decree. And sadly there is another I must send to damnation. I may already have, but I will state my displeasure with her again so the world will know I do not accept what she teaches. Meghan McCain is a vocal supporter of same-sex marriage. She is another priestess of Baal and the people's enemy. For the lust in her soul she would destroy every young woman in the world, uncaringly leading them into her filth. She is struck from The Book Of Life. And I instruct all my people to be done with her, not to associate with her. Any that do, any that support her sickness shall likewise be struck from The Book Of Life and sentenced to eternal death. I will not tolerate those speaking blasphemy, those denying my perfection! All the world has a choice. You are either with me, or you are against me, there is nothing else. Those who support sodomy, those who support homosexuality and lesbianism are against me. They are priests of Baal. I hope to have a list soon of those that stand against me and those that are with me, those who support my Laws and those who condemn them that I can direct people to so they may quickly know who is with me, who will enter my Kingdoms, and who is not, so they may know who to support and who to condemn.
There is no time for kindness, there is no time for middle ground. This is a fight for the very survival of Our children. Therefore those who stand against Us must be condemned and sent to the reward that they deserve. Though I will do all in my power to give them a chance to repent, though I will try to give them saviors, I can no longer abide them, I can no longer accept them. I must cast them out! And with this Decree I cast out these two and all associated with them, all that belong to the organizations that they support. Those who come to listen to them speak are damned, without question, without doubt. Everyone that says she is right, she is of God speaks blasphemy and will be destroyed forever.

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things. ( Robert Louis Stevenson )