Greetings!

Below is the decree that God came and gave to us this evening. He wanted me to assure the good Father that this is not a command, it is an offer. God is offering to give him power and glory to perform this mission, if he wishes to take it upon himself. An official copy will be in the mail tomorrow. If The Episcopal Church would support this effort by stating that any priest that desires to leave The Catholic Church and join The Episcopal Church so he may take a wife and live a normal life, fulfilling God's commands would be welcome. That The Episcopal Church would hold them in no rebuke if they have been carrying on normal relations with a woman while being trapped in celibacy. Your support in this effort would be appreciated.

Be it known that I salute you for leaving The Catholic Church and ending your vow of celibacy. I do not endorse celibacy, but have always rejected it. I have been speaking with the current Pope quite regularly in an attempt to get him to end celibacy so that fine young men like you can lead normal lives, have wives and children, and still serve me. Celibacy is destroying Catholicism because it is forcing men into immoral acts to satisfy their natural basic needs. I will tell all the world today, that I am sending you special power, giving you a special mission, to speak to other Catholic priests and tell them that they, too, should turn from celibacy, leave the Church and take up a normal relationship, have a wife and children. If the Church will not end this false teaching, men should not live in it. They should not disobey my Commandments. I have instructed all men to go forth and be fruitful, to fill the Earth with life. We may be a bit overdoing it right now, but it is still my command, and I ask you to support me in this. I give you my special power to do so. Good men should not live in falsity. They should not be claiming to be doing something while following perfectly normal desires and breaking the rules that they have sworn to obey. You are a fine example to The Catholic Faith of what is lost when these rules are pushed on young men that have the normal and healthy desires that young men have. It is wrong, it has always been wrong, and I will tell the world it is wrong. I ask you to support me in this. I tell the world you have done nothing wrong, it is the Church that is wrong, it is The Pope that is wrong. You have done what any young man should do, loved a woman. This does not dishonor me, it glorifies me because this is what I've created you to do, so that the two of you combining together would become greater than the individual, alone. This is my purpose in creating male and female.
Again, Father Alberto Cutie, I salute you! I bestow upon you my power and my glory. I intend that you shall be one of my greatest. I am pleased that you have not turned to sodomy, that you have been a man, and I salute that man.