We are glad to announce that 5fm in South Africa has returned. Michael Jackson is credited with a miracle because it is believed their interest in what is happening to him was what brought them back. Michael sent a private letter makiing them an incredible offer. Things are rockin'!
We are also glad to announce that a year has finally passed and John Lennon's punishment for his breech of protocol during a confrontation with the creatures of Darkness is over. He returns to his tower of announcements with this sabbath's celebrations.
Incredible things are happening! God has issued a Decree sent to the current leader of North Korea, informing him that his father will be elevated from merely being the ruler of an historical period to a Giver Of Light and that North Korea will be made an independent spiritual Kingdom in The Afterlife with all the rights and privleges that this entails. If you would like the details of this incredible happening let us know and we'll send you the Decree. But it will be in our magazine at the first of the month.
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God was so upset about The Pope meeting with Obama and attacking abortion and stem cell research again, and ignoring his sodomization of The United States, that God has sent a final email to The Pope ending their relationship forever unless he comes and acknowledges me as God's true voice and begins to fulfill God's wishes. We don't think God will change His mind this time. We will be looking for another way to get a Catholic protector. A young woman is still desired from Rome who will take this position and defend God's people, help spread His true messages. But there is little doubt that though she will be protecting the Catholic people, she will be rejected by them. So it is going to be very difficult to ask her to serve. But she will still have to be asked. There is some talk of trying to find a protector from South America instead of Europe. We don't know if it would work. She would have to be extremely powerful. But We will look into the possibility.
God also mentioned in His email to The Pope that on September 4th Pope John Paul II will be elevated to the position of Pope Of Popes, take over the leadership of The Catholic Church in The Afterlife. His total purpose will be to destroy the Church in the material world. Very sad circumstances!
Everyone in The Afterlife is appalled by the murders of Byrd and Melanie Billings, Beulah, Florida near the Alabama border. They believe this was a hate crime, that these people were killed because they adopted children of different races and children with special needs. God has been asked to consider this an act of terror and extract the full punishment, that ten souls of the people related to the killers, friends and relations that support them, have their souls destroyed in their bodies. God has agreed and 80 individuals have been selected. No members of their families have come forward offering to sacrifice themselves in their stead. But their relatives in The Afterlife have come forward with a plea. They say the crime was drug related, purely monitary. It had nothing to do with race or religion. They are asking for 48 hours for those involved to come forward, surrender themselves, and make this clear to save their families. God has agreed. So 48 hours after the media in Florida receives this email God's punishment will be dealt out. Unless the individuals that committed this crime come forward and clearly state that it had nothing to do with race or religion, they were just seeking money.
Here's the latest art work. As we say, God insists I keep doing it. He thinks some day somebody may buy some of it. We only wish!
God has been saying for some time that He's shaking things up on the San Andreas Fault, trying to move the earthquakes north and hit San Francisco. Now scientists are agreeing with Him. The evidence of God's power is mounting!
We salute the producers of the movie "Bruno"! Well done! You portray homosexuality the way it is and the homosexuals don't like it. God thanks you!
We would like to end today's email with something positive. John Travolta's son has come to God The Father and asked that a message be sent to his family. It is this. "Please do not grieve for me forever. That will destroy me. Instead remember the joyous times that we had together, and continue to do those wondrous things that make so many people happy, and then I will be happy. But if I end your career, if my departure destroys your talent, and it is lost to the world forever, I do not know if I could survive. I do not know if I could bear that pain. I will be waiting for you, I will not return to life until we have an opportunity to spend some time together. I am with a dear friend Here, who is now strong and vital and is my loving companion. We are having all kinds of fun. But your sorrow is a shadow over us. Please let it end! I am now happy. I am now joyous. God has been very good to me. Let the grief end and return to the joy of life. There are other children that need you. Fill the emptiness by helping them and you will find joy beyond understanding." The young man asked God again, if this message could be sent to his family. God answered "Of course! No matter how busy We are, no matter how many troubles We are facing, your message will be sent." And God's will is done!