We have heard that President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt was visiting Washington DC and praising Obama for his speach that has convinced The Islamic World that he is not against Them. It is too bad the Islamic World is so gullible because Obama is against them. It is his purpose to turn them against me so that he can sodomize my sons and gain the support of The UN. He is the enemy of all decent people. One of the main reasons the name of him and his family have been removed from The Book Of Life and that they are banished from my Kingdoms forever, is he is trying to tell the people of Israel where they can build on their own land, and saying that part of Israel belongs to The Palestinians, which I will never accept.
I am not totally against Mr. Mubarak, however. I will offer him a chance for great glory. It is well known that I have asked my good friend Speaker Gerald A. Polley of Bismarck, North Dakota, my trusted and devoted servant, to run for the presidency in 2,012. The cornerstone of his efforts, one of the major goals of his presidency, will be to bring true peace to The Middle East, to end the age old conflict by giving The Palestinians a homeland outside of Israel on land purchased from The Egyptians in The Sainai. Mubarak has an opportunity to make history.
If he was to visit Speaker Gerald A. Polley and sign an agreement with him as my representative, saying that if Speaker Polley succeeds in becoming president, and raises the funds to purchase this land, The Egyptians will sell it to The Palestinians, for the world to know that the land would be available would be a major step forward in Our efforts. This was Father Abrahams last project before he reincarnated, and he has asked Our Beloved Demetrius, Speaker Polley, to carry on his efforts, to make a final settlement of his inheritance, bring peace between his children, to take them to the stars, not to let them perish on Earth. If Mubarak was to help Us We fully intend to be generous to him and Egypt. As soon as We have an Islamic protector Egypt will be given a deed to .05% of the world that she will rule over. Mubarak will be given a deed to a tract of land of twenty-five square miles to be presented to his descendants to claim in a hundred years when The Children Of The Lords are ready to return to the stars. So it would be very advantageous for The Egyptians to help Us obtain a courier/protector.
I fully intend for there to be peace in The Middle East. I fully intend for The Palestinians to have a homeland. It is my desire to make them one of the greatest people in history, but not at the expense of The Israelis. No man, no matter how powerful he thinks he is, can break my promise to my people, can take away one inch of the land that I have promised them! It will not be permitted! No president of The United States will be allowed to force Israel to surrender their territory. But I will make alternatives. If Mubarak shows the world what We can do, what We can arrange, the power that We have, he and all of Egypt will be rewarded. Everyone knows the glory that I am capable of, the marvels that I can perform. This is well within my capabilities, and man should understand that.
I offer Mubarak greatness, true greatness, and I offer his descendants greatness if they will stand with me and not the creature of Darkness who would put their young sons in bed with men to get his way. I ask the media of the world to tell Mubarak what I offer him, a chance for true glory.
I have heard disturbing reports that the tombs of the Pharaohs are in danger from the people visiting them. Some remedy must be found for this, these great treasures cannot be lost. Perhaps the visiting should be cut down until a way can be found to ventilate the tombs and keep damage from being done. Perhaps there is some kind of coating that can be sprayed on the surface of the tombs to keep them from being damaged. But action must be taken quickly.
And speaking of tombs, Michael Jackson requests of his daughter that she go to the Saudi Arabian consul in Los Angeles and ask consent for Michael to be buried on the consul property in a temporary tomb that can be later covered with a more elaborate one, as he is fighting as an Islamic warrior protecting The Islamic People. He wishes to be buried on Islamic ground.
I am very pleased that a judge has said that Google must surrender the information on a blogger who attacked Liskula Cohen so that she can track him down, or, her, and sue them. Too long in the name of free speech, these people making unprovoked attacks on innocent people to enjoy themselves have been protected. A person being attacked has a right to know who attacks them, and take action if they wish. My servant never hides his identity. We speak our truths telling the world who We are. Anyone that hides behind an email address and does not tell the world who and where they are, and attacks people, is the lowest of humanity, and I have no respect for them, whatsoever. Those attacked have every right to answer back. We will speak Our disapproval of anyone, but We will let them know who We are and where We are. We will not hide from them, We will fight honestly, openly, and this should be the case with all.
Is it Us or is Disney having an awful lot of accidents lately? Maybe they should be more careful!
Demetrius did fairly well at work yesterday but had to rush home and get more pain medication when what he'd taken wore off. We wish We could get a fundraiser going somewhere to pay his medical expenses. It is a matter of honor.

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. ( Jane Austen )