John Lennon could not carry on his important work in The Afterlife without a female companion.  He approached his executive secretary Mary Marie Francesca, and asked her if she would join him in holy matrimony.  She graciously agreed, and John made the announcement of his betrothal below.  It was at this time that definite interest began on us appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live!  again.  The emails were flying and the phone was starting to ring.  

An Open Letter To The World
From John Lennon, Formerly Of The Rock Band Known As The Beatles

I made it known to you on May 21, 2,004  that because of the evil that she has become, and that because she has rejected the messages I have sent her, I have divorced Yoko Ono, my wife in my material existence.  This has caused a great imbalance in my Soul, which must be rectified so I can handle the horrendous flows of energy sent to me from the living, which I am using to do the will of Jesus Of Nazareth, because now I am His Apostle And Champion.  The public has been crying the name of one who has served me faithfully as my executive assistant since I became Apostle.  They consider her the most worthy to become my Soul mate.  I am joyous to announce that in this particular situation the public is absolutely right!  The nation of Spain has produced a courageous and loving woman, a woman of true faith and devotion to Jesus Christ, who has given her all in the service of God long before I made her acquaintance.  So, it is with the greatest joy I tell the world that I have sat aside custom, will not wait the usual six months before taking another wife.  I have asked Mary Marie Francesca to be my wife, and she has accepted.  Jesus Of Nazareth has declared that our wedding day, June 11th, shall be a holiday in The Kingdom Of God, that the sabbath celebrations shall be dedicated to the sanctification of our love, and that an awning shall be set up by The Holiest Of All in The Holy Of Holies, and, that after the standard ceremonies He shall personally join us in the bonds of holy matrimony.
The King Of Spain has come forward and asked that he may be allowed to present the bride, and her family has cordially accepted his generous offer.  I have asked my dear friend George Harrison to stand beside me as my man of honor, and he has accepted.  My bride has asked Mary, Queen Of Scots to be her maid of honor and she has also accepted.  I ask all the world at the appointed hour, to give their thanks to God that in these desperate hours He has put a woman at my side worthy to take the responsibilities that shall be put upon her as the wife of an Apostle Of Jesus Christ.  I ask all the world to join me in my happiness.  God be with you all, as He is now with me.