John Lennon could not carry on his important work in The Afterlife
without a female companion. He approached his executive secretary
Mary Marie Francesca, and asked her if she would join him in holy
matrimony. She graciously agreed, and John made the announcement
of his betrothal below. It was at this time that definite
interest began on us appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! again.
The emails were flying and the phone was starting to ring.
May
26, 2,004 John Lennon's Announcement Of
Betrothal
An Open Letter To The World
From John Lennon, Formerly Of The Rock Band Known As The Beatles
I made it known to you on May 21, 2,004 that because of the evil
that she has become, and that because she has rejected the messages I
have sent her, I have divorced Yoko Ono, my wife in my material
existence. This has caused a great imbalance in my Soul, which
must be rectified so I can handle the horrendous flows of energy sent
to me from the living, which I am using to do the will of Jesus Of
Nazareth, because now I am His Apostle And Champion. The public
has been crying the name of one who has served me faithfully as my
executive assistant since I became Apostle. They consider her the
most worthy to become my Soul mate. I am joyous to announce that
in this particular situation the public is absolutely right! The
nation of Spain has produced a courageous and loving woman, a woman of
true faith and devotion to Jesus Christ, who has given her all in the
service of God long before I made her acquaintance. So, it is
with the greatest joy I tell the world that I have sat aside custom,
will not wait the usual six months before taking another wife. I
have asked Mary Marie Francesca to be my wife, and she has
accepted. Jesus Of Nazareth has declared that our wedding day,
June 11th, shall be a holiday in The Kingdom Of God, that the sabbath
celebrations shall be dedicated to the sanctification of our love, and
that an awning shall be set up by The Holiest Of All in The Holy Of
Holies, and, that after the standard ceremonies He shall personally
join us in the bonds of holy matrimony.
The King Of Spain has come forward and asked that he may be allowed to
present the bride, and her family has cordially accepted his generous
offer. I have asked my dear friend George Harrison to stand
beside me as my man of honor, and he has accepted. My bride has
asked Mary, Queen Of Scots to be her maid of honor and she has also
accepted. I ask all the world at the appointed hour, to give
their thanks to God that in these desperate hours He has put a woman at
my side worthy to take the responsibilities that shall be put upon her
as the wife of an Apostle Of Jesus Christ. I ask all the world to
join me in my happiness. God be with you all, as He is now with
me.
Yours In The Faithful Service Of His
One And True Son,
Now, And Forever,
John Lennon,
Called, In The Kingdom Of God, Our Dear John