LETTERS TO SPEAKER GERALD POLLEY
FROM noah610



Fri, April 22, 2011 11:13:57 PMRe: Your Campaign
From: "noah610@comcast.net" <noah610@comcast.net>Add to Contacts
To: Gerald Polley <spiritist@yahoo.com>

    And it's not very hard to figure out who I am genius, I use this email address for my Facebook too. But because you're so stupid, I'll just tell you.
    My name is Noah Marcus, I am 21 ((Turning 22 in June)) years old, born in Boston, Massachusetts and raised in Evanston, Illinois. I currently live in the South Loop area of Chicago. I have one older brother, a sister-in-law and their newborn son ((My nephew)). I typically vote Democrat as I lean very far to the Left. My socio-economic doctrine is Democratic Socialist ((I believe in a free market for consumer goods while more money going to government controlled public health and welfare programs like healthcare, power and water)). I'm an active voter, a social activist, an active member of the 'Anonymous' network. Spiritually, I'm a Pantheist ((I believe in the divinity of the universe as a whole, but reject both organized religion and a God who picks sides or possesses any sentient thought. Essentially I believe that God is merely the universe as a whole that we Humans cannot begin to fathom or understand)).
    I attended Evanston Township High School and graduated in 2007. I am about to graduate from Columbia College of Chicago with a Bachelor's Degree in Fiction Writing/Fine Arts, after which I will be taking a year off to go and teach English in China for a year. After that I intend to come back and attend graduate school and pursue the aforementioned Ph.D at The University of Chicago ((Where I've already been accepted)) in Anthropology and a minor in either Archaeology or Literature with a focus on Mainland Asia/China Between the years of 1500 B.C.E. and 600 C.E. ((The Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms mostly)).
    I am an avid video gamer, a writer/novelist, amateur historian, theologian and philosopher. I am currently single and I like long walks on the beach.
    Is that enough info for you bucko? If you want to verify you're going to have to do a little footwork and make your way to my Facebook.

Fri, April 22, 2011 11:01:00 PMRe: Your Campaign
From: "noah610@comcast.net" <noah610@comcast.net>Add to Contacts
To: Gerald Polley <spiritist@yahoo.com>
 
    First off, I'm going to ignore your word salad about Lennon's music, it's obvious I've driven your 'God' crazy with rage and he's degenerated into incoherent babbling. Second, Gerald, I never said I had all sorts of degrees, I said I was pursuing my Ph.D in Anthropology and Archaeology, obviously you're too retarded, or too busy beating Linda to pay attention. Finally, there's more than politicians in D.C. genius, people do LIVE there you know. To be more accurate I'm in the Baltimore/Washington D.C. area ((Columbia, Maryland to be exact)) for my nephew's Bris ((Circumcision)), not for any political agenda. You really need to chill out Jerry, your fatass is prone to heart disease probably.
    I heard the C.I.A. showed up at your rented trailer a while back to investigate all the death threats you were sending to people, that must've been stressful. Also, I know for a fact that you never advanced past 6th grade in school Gerald, so don't try and pin 'not graduating' on someone else bucko. As for being an 'ordained minister' back in Ellesworth, let me guess, you answered a newspaper ad to 'become a minister fast and easy!' right?
    You know Jerry, why would any real God call people names on the internet or get so angry over one guy sending emails to you? Is it seriously that insecure with itself? Not much of a deity buddy. Also, I never suggested 'knocking the plane out of the sky', I suggested having me have a spontanious heart attack in flight, which you didn't do. My campaign now begins bud. I think I'll put your phone number and email address on 4chan, I'm sure Anonymous would LOVE playing with you :).
    You and your stupid, fake 'god' are such fun to troll, keep it coming Jerry!
    ((Oh and if you don't reply, I'll call you until you listen to me))
    Oh and by the way, the U.N. doesn't have a 'president' it has a Secretary General, which would be Ban Ki Moon of South Korea. You'd think God would know that, dumbass.

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