Well, my associate definitely did not like George Harrison's comments!  He came back with the old question, "Isn't there any way the people in Saudi Arabia can do what they want without Muhammed being mad at them?"  Yes, of course!  They can do whatever they want, as long as they say "This doesn't have anything whatsoever, to do with Islam.  It's against Islam.  But we wanna do it, and we're gonna do it.  We no longer follow Islam."  Then they can do whatever they please, and Muhammed won't bother them.  He will just let energy flow, naturally, and let nature take its course.  But as long as they profess a belief in Islam they are under his authority, and he will take whatever action he deems appropriate.  My associate doesn't seem to like that answer, either, but he'll have to live with it!
On another note, Those in The Afterlife have turned off the winter Olympics, literally! They were really beginning to enjoy them but after the fiasco in the pairs figure skating They said "What's the sense in watching? It's all rigged!  The best contestants aren't winning, the decisions are being made according to politics," so They've simply lost all interest in the Olympic Games and have gone on to other things.  In Their opinion this situation should be quickly resolved in this manner; the gold and silver medals should be taken back, and then reawarded, the Canadians getting the gold, and the Russians the silver.  Nothing else would be a just solution.  All the Experts over There say the Canadians won, hands down.  The Russians' performance was good, but nowhere near the Canadian performance!  Those involved in the voting fraud should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for a good long time.  Politics destroys everything!  The Olympics are no exception.
Well, we're flying on two books, here!  George Harrison's book, which becomes more incredible every day, is up to 47 pages, and Linda's book on our Work with John Lennon, is up to 32.  Like I said, we simply have too many projects going here, at once!  But they're coming along.  Yesterday George talked about how things are built in The Afterlife, and how food is produced There, all very interesting.  I would have explained things a little differently than he did, but George is very disappointed that we've got so few questions from the public. Maybe if we have some visitors drop by they can read through what we've done and come up with some more questions.  We'd like to get up to at least 150 pages.  That may be an unreasonable goal, but it seems like we could cover that much material.
We have finally received word on Princess Margaret. We were very concerned, she seemed to be having a very difficult time entering into The Afterlife.  It took her uncle's coaxing to bring her out of The Veil Of Tears, and to get her to join Queen Diana, who she is now resting with.  But her very first words to the public have enraged the followers of the present Queen, and are considered by them Quite inappropriate.  When she was asked if there was anything she was grateful for, she answered,  "Most certainly yes!  To be free of my mother and my obedient sister that followed all of her wishes without question, to finally be free of her pompous and false righteousness that has destroyed so many innocent people.  Never has one woman, in her lifetime, destroyed so many lives because she couldn't keep out of other peoples' business!  My greatest joy, when Mother comes Here, will be that I shall not have to ever speak to her again, and that she shall have no control over my existence, whatsoever!  In my lifetime I had two chances for love, but my mother systematically destroyed both of them because they were not to her liking, and I shall never, EVER forgive her.  Nor, that my sister followed my mother's wishes, and often made my life unbearable."  Those in The Afterlife that practically worship the current Queen and The Queen Mother are outraged, saying Margaret's comments are completely inappropriate, and she should not be discussing The Royal Family's problems in public.  I'm afraid I can't publish Margaret's response to their comments.  Let me just say The Queen Mother and The Queen would not be pleased Margaret is speaking for herself.
This ends today's transmission.